When I look at some people's faces. They seems to be as confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar.
Thursday, 2 May 2013
Donkey Fly
"You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha!"
Guys without Brains
"They always try to play with our minds. But that won't work with our club. We've got 20 guys without brains."
Feel Sorry
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Wednesday, 1 May 2013
Today's Love Quote
'Enjoy our daily up-to-date latest today's love quotes and much more related to it.'
"Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in a man's."
– Germaine De Stael
"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they want is to be a man's last romance."
– Oscar Wilde
"The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds."
- The Indianapolis Star
"Love is space and time measured by the heart."
- Marcel Proust
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times."
- Rita Rudner
"I forget a lot of things because he takes up most of the space in my memory."
"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they want is to be a man's last romance."
– Oscar Wilde
"By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth."
- Bible
"You are all that I have longed for you have made my dreams come true. There is no greater gift to have than being loved by you."
"Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear; the strength so strong mere force is feebleness: the truth more first than sun, more last than star."
- E.E. Cummings
"Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage."
– Ambrose Bierce
"Thank you for your sweet, sweet love You'll never truly know Just how happy that you make me And how much I love you so."
"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you."
- Colin Raye
"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
- Elizabeth Browning
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching"
- Satchel Paige
"Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder... and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn."
- N.V. Plyter
"Every time I hear your voice, I hear another reason to keep you forever."
- Suzanne
"If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever."
"A boy is a magical creature, you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind."
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
- Martin Luther King, Jr
"Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin."
- Anatole France
"Someone who truly loves you, sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you can be to handle, but still wants you."
"Love is about respecting, compromising, trusting, and loving each other. If you don't have these 4 things in your relationship, let it go."
"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge."
- Thomas Carlyle
"A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it."
- Frank A. Clark
"First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Can miles truly separate you from friends....If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?"
- Richard Bach
"Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?"
- Confucius
"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy."
- George Jean Nathan
"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."
- Judy Garland
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
- Franklin P. Jones
"Love is energy of life."
- Robert Browning
"So many times I thought I would never find someone to love me the way I needed to be loved. Then you came into my life and showed me what true love really is!"
To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.
- Robert Brault
"In love there are two things: bodies and words."
- Joyce Carol Oates
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
- Robert Frost
"Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts."
"When I say, 'I love you', it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman."
"It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does."
"Love waits for one thing, the right moment."
- Anna
"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."
- Plato
"We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love."
- Mother Teresa
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
- Satchel Paige
"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."
- Charles Dickens
"I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting."
- Oscar Wilde
"All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection."
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Love Quote
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
- Judy Garland
- Judy Garland
"Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in a man's."
– Germaine De Stael
"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they want is to be a man's last romance."
– Oscar Wilde
"The only difference in the game of love over the last few thousand years is that they've changed trumps from clubs to diamonds."
- The Indianapolis Star
"Love is space and time measured by the heart."
- Marcel Proust
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times."
- Rita Rudner
"I forget a lot of things because he takes up most of the space in my memory."
"Men always want to be a woman's first love. Women have a more subtle instinct: What they want is to be a man's last romance."
– Oscar Wilde
"By night on my bed I sought him whom my soul loveth."
- Bible
"You are all that I have longed for you have made my dreams come true. There is no greater gift to have than being loved by you."
"Love is the voice under all silences, the hope which has no opposite in fear; the strength so strong mere force is feebleness: the truth more first than sun, more last than star."
- E.E. Cummings
"Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage."
– Ambrose Bierce
"Thank you for your sweet, sweet love You'll never truly know Just how happy that you make me And how much I love you so."
"I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too, So we're really not that different, me and you."
- Colin Raye
"Love doesn't make the world go round, love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
- Elizabeth Browning
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching"
- Satchel Paige
"Sometime when you least expect it, Love will tap you on the shoulder... and ask you to move out of the way because it still isn't your turn."
- N.V. Plyter
"Every time I hear your voice, I hear another reason to keep you forever."
- Suzanne
"If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever."
"A boy is a magical creature, you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. You can get him out of your study, but you can't get him out of your mind."
"Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that."
- Martin Luther King, Jr
"Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin."
- Anatole France
"Someone who truly loves you, sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you can be to handle, but still wants you."
"Love is about respecting, compromising, trusting, and loving each other. If you don't have these 4 things in your relationship, let it go."
"A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge."
- Thomas Carlyle
"A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it."
- Frank A. Clark
"First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity."
- George Bernard Shaw
"Can miles truly separate you from friends....If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?"
- Richard Bach
"Can there be a love which does not make demands on its object?"
- Confucius
"A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy."
- George Jean Nathan
"For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul."
- Judy Garland
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
- Franklin P. Jones
"Love is energy of life."
- Robert Browning
"So many times I thought I would never find someone to love me the way I needed to be loved. Then you came into my life and showed me what true love really is!"
To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.
- Robert Brault
"In love there are two things: bodies and words."
- Joyce Carol Oates
"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
- Robert Frost
"Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands. Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts."
"When I say, 'I love you', it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman."
"It's hard to tell your mind to stop loving someone when your heart still does."
"Love waits for one thing, the right moment."
- Anna
"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet."
- Plato
"We can not do great things. We can only do little things with great love."
- Mother Teresa
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching."
- Satchel Paige
"Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts."
- Charles Dickens
"I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting."
- Oscar Wilde
"All men, even the most surly are influenced by affection."
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Today's Funny Quote
'Enjoy our daily up-to-date today's funny quotes and much more related to humor.'
"We've just marked our tenth wedding anniversary on the calendar and threw darts at it."
– Phyllis Diller
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
- Albert Einstein
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
- Thomas Edison
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
- Ogden Nash
"Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way."
"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network."
- Guy Almes
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works."
"Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you."
"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
– Rita Rudner
"The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat."
- Robert Frost
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
– James Holt McGavra
"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction."
- Cal Thomas
"Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."
- Noelie Alite
"God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question."
– Anon
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
- Gloria Steinem
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does."
- Groucho Marx
"Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way."
"It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
- Alfred A
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."
- Kimberly Broyles
"I don’t mind if you sleep in class, but please do not snore, you are disrupting those who are sleeping."
"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"I want to make out with the fat guy from 'The Hangover'. He's amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses."
- Kesha
"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
- George Raft
"When it’s a question of money, everybody is of the same religion."
- Voltaire
"Just for this one night I will not think about you. I will have fun, and laugh again. And enjoy every minute. Tomorrow I will deal with the hangover."
- Anon
"Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
— Bill Vaughn
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
- Fletcher Knebel
"They say cheese gives you nightmares. Ridiculous! I’m not scared of cheese."
- Ross Noble
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."
- J. Paul Getty
"One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued."
- Benjamin Franklin
"An ice cream seller was today found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police said he topped himself."
"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!"
- Neva Faith Linn
When I was a kid, "I am going to tell your mom" was the ever scariest sentence for me.
"There are three ways of losing money: racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain."
- Lord Amherst
"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."
- Ron Kittle
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
- Woody Allen
"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver."
- Anonymous
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
- Steven Wright
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
- George Carlin
"I'm normal. It's everyone else that's weird."
"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."
Funny Quote
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you."
"We've just marked our tenth wedding anniversary on the calendar and threw darts at it."
– Phyllis Diller
"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts."
- Albert Einstein
"To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."
- Thomas Edison
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."
- Ogden Nash
"Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way."
"There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network."
- Guy Almes
"I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works."
"Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you."
"Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested."
"I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry."
– Rita Rudner
"The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat."
- Robert Frost
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
– James Holt McGavra
"The shortest distance between two points is always under construction."
- Cal Thomas
"Asking politicians to give up a source of money is like asking Dracula to forsake blood."
- Noelie Alite
"God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question."
– Anon
"A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle."
- Gloria Steinem
"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does."
- Groucho Marx
"Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way."
"It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
- Alfred A
"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."
- Kimberly Broyles
"I don’t mind if you sleep in class, but please do not snore, you are disrupting those who are sleeping."
"Excuse me, here's your nose. I found it in my business."
"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."
"I want to make out with the fat guy from 'The Hangover'. He's amazing. I like big, fat guys with beards that wear thick glasses."
- Kesha
"Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly."
- George Raft
"When it’s a question of money, everybody is of the same religion."
- Voltaire
"Just for this one night I will not think about you. I will have fun, and laugh again. And enjoy every minute. Tomorrow I will deal with the hangover."
- Anon
"Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem."
— Bill Vaughn
"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics."
- Fletcher Knebel
"They say cheese gives you nightmares. Ridiculous! I’m not scared of cheese."
- Ross Noble
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
- Yogi Berra
"A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water."
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
- Mitch Hedberg
"Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children."
- J. Paul Getty
"One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued."
- Benjamin Franklin
"An ice cream seller was today found on the floor of his van covered in hundreds and thousands. Police said he topped himself."
"People like you are the reason people like me take pills!"
- Neva Faith Linn
When I was a kid, "I am going to tell your mom" was the ever scariest sentence for me.
"There are three ways of losing money: racing is the quickest, women the most pleasant, and farming the most certain."
- Lord Amherst
"I'm so poor I can't even pay attention."
- Ron Kittle
"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons."
- Woody Allen
"Silence is golden but duck tape is silver."
- Anonymous
"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
- Steven Wright
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
- George Carlin
"I'm normal. It's everyone else that's weird."
"A committee is twelve men doing the work of one."
Amount of alcohol
"I don't care how liberated this world becomes, a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume, and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not."
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