If Money Talks

"I wonder what we hear all the time If 'MONEY TALKS'. You hear it shout 'GOODBYE' all the time!"

Wanna speak to someone

"Many time I really wanna start speaking to someone but just don't have the courage to start conversation with them.. Did it happen to You?"

Remembering something funny.

"I am so uncontrollable because sometimes I randomly burst out laughing when I remember something funny."

You’re Worthless

"You’re the jelly to my burger,
the knife to my soup,
the glitter to my sushi,
and the ketchup to my icecream.
My point is, you’re worthless."

Strong Enough

"A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have."

Quit drinking

"I don't want to quit drinking because, as they say, winners never quit and quitters never win."

Understanding them

Women make me happy. Once accepting that i will never be able to understand them makes me more happier.