Tujh Say MiLnay Kii DuAa Lab Pey Naa Aa Jaaye Kahein
Chaand Ko Daikh Kar Yoon Aaankhh Bachaa Lii Ham Nay..??
Monday, 29 July 2013
Chaand Sad Poetry Ye Chand Bhi Hum iShQ K Maro'n Ki Tarhan He
Aawaaraa Hey Taareek FizaAoo'n Mey AzaL Say
Yeh Chaand Bhi Ham iShQ Kay Maaroo'n Kii Tarhaan Hey..??
Aaj Chand Phir Udas He Udas Chaand Poetry ALeka Chand New Chand Shayari
AjNabii Sii Raahoo'n Mey
Door Takk NiGhaahoo'n Mey
TairGii Kaa Mosam Hey
Be-Rukhii Kaa Mosam Hey
Aaj Phir NiGhaahoo'n Ko
Beetay KaL Kii Piyaass Hey
Aisaa LaGtaa Hey Shayed,
Aaj Chaand Phir Udaass Hey..??
Chand 2013 POetry Chand Raat He Chandni Raatein Chand Latest New Poetry
Main Hoon Teraa KhayaaL Hey Aur Chaand Raat Hey
DiL Dard Say Nidh'haaL Hey Aur Chaand Raat Hey
Aankhoon Mey Chubhh Gain Teri Yaado'n Kii Kir'chhiyaan
Kaandhoo'n Pey Gham Kii ShaaL Hey Aur Chaand Raat Hey
DiL Torrh Kay KhaAmoshh Nazaroon Ka Kiyaa MiLaa.?
Shabnumm Kaa Yeh SawaaL Hey Aur Chaand Raat Hey
KaimPss Kii Nehar Per Hey Tera Haath, Haath Mey
Mosam Bhii Laa-ZawaaL Hey Aur Chaand Raat Hey
Har Aik Kallii Nay AOrhh Liyaa Hey Maatmii Libaas
Har PhooL Par MaLaaL Hey Aur Chaand Raat Hey
ChhaLka Saa Purh Rahaa Hey WaSi WehShatoo'n Ka RanG
Har Cheez Per ZawaaL Hey Aur Chaand Raat Hey..??
Chand Urdu Poetry Chand Kabhi To Taron Ki Chand Meri Kharki Me Aaye
Chaand Kabhii To Taaroon Kii UsS Bheerh Say NikLay
Aur Merii Kharrkii Mey Aaye
BillkuL Tanhaa Aur AkeLaa
Main UsS Ko Baahoon Mey Bhar Loon
Aik Hee Saans Mey Sab Kii Sab Wo Baatein Kar Loon
Jo Meray TaaLoon Say Chamttii
Hoontoon Mey Simtti Rehtii Hein
Laikin..?
Sab Kuchh AiSaa Hee Ho Jaaye,Tab Hai Naa.?
Chaand Merii Kharrkii Mey Aaye Tab Hai Naa..??
Sunday, 28 July 2013
Funny logic behind Fast and Furious
If HAN died in Tokyo drift, That means fast and furious 4 and 5 was before Tokyo drift ???
Chand Urdu Poetry Chand Tanha He Aasman Me Latest BeautyFull Chand Poetry
Chaand Tanhaa Hey Aasmaan Tanhaa
DiL MiLa Hey Kahaan Kahaan Tanhaa
Bujhh Gayee Aass Chhup Gayaa Taaraa
Tharr-TharraTaa Rahaa Dhoowaan Tanhaa
ZindaGii Kiyaa Aisii Ko Kehtay Hein
JiSam Tanhaa Hey Aur Jaan Tanhaa
JaLtii BujhTii Sii RoShnii Kay Parray
Simttaa Simttaa Saa Aik MaKaan Tanhaa
Raah Daikhaa Karein Gay Sadiyoon Takk
Chhorrh Jain Gay Yeh Jahaan Tanhaa..??
Chand Shayari Chand Tanha Khara Raha Tu Chala Gaya Mere Humsafar
Aik Chaand Tahnhaa Kharraa Rahaa, Meray Aasmaan Say Zara Parray
Meray Saath Saath Safar Mey Tha, Merii ManziLoon Say Zara Parray
Teri JuStaJu Kay HiSaar Say, Teray Khuwaab Teray KhayaaL Say
Main Vo Shakhs Hoon Jo Kharraa Raha, Terii Chaahatoo'n Say Zara Parray
Kabhii DiL Kii Baat Kahii Naa Thi, Jo Kahii Vo Bhii Dabi Dabi
Meray Lafz Pooray To Thay MaGar, Teri SamaAitoo'n Say Zara Parray
Tu ChaLaa Gayaa Meray HamSafar, Zara Daikh Murr Kay To Aik Nazar
Meri KaShhtiyaan Hein JaLii Huii, Teray SaahiLoo'n Say Zara Parray..??
Meray Saath Saath Safar Mey Tha, Merii ManziLoon Say Zara Parray
Teri JuStaJu Kay HiSaar Say, Teray Khuwaab Teray KhayaaL Say
Main Vo Shakhs Hoon Jo Kharraa Raha, Terii Chaahatoo'n Say Zara Parray
Kabhii DiL Kii Baat Kahii Naa Thi, Jo Kahii Vo Bhii Dabi Dabi
Meray Lafz Pooray To Thay MaGar, Teri SamaAitoo'n Say Zara Parray
Tu ChaLaa Gayaa Meray HamSafar, Zara Daikh Murr Kay To Aik Nazar
Meri KaShhtiyaan Hein JaLii Huii, Teray SaahiLoo'n Say Zara Parray..??
Chand Poetry Chand Mujhe Acha LaGta He Latest Chaand Poetry
Haaan....
Chaand Mujhay Achhaa LaGtaa Hey
Kiyoon Kay Hamm
Aik Say MuSaaFir Hein
Aik Saa MuQadar Hey
Main Zameeen Per Tanhaa.?
Aur Vo AaSmaanoo'n Mey..??
Latest Chahat Poetry Meri Chahat Na Kar Chahat Urdu Poetry
Meri Chaaahat Naa Kar
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Merii Chaahat Naa Kar
Mujhay Daikha Naa Kar Mujhay Sochaa Naa Kar
Merii Be-Khuwaab Aankhoon Mey Jhaaankaa Naa Kar
Main To Kho JaAon Ga, Mujhay Dhoondaa Naa Kar
Main Hoon Baad-e-Sabaa Jo Kay Ruktii Nahain
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Min Hoon Aisii Ghattaa Jo Barastii Nahain
Main Aisii Lehar JiSs Mey HaLchaL Nahain
Naa Tumm Ko Dobo Dain Yeh Lehrain Kahein
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Aisii Khuwaahishh Naa Kar
Main Vo Sapna Hoon Jo Kay Kabhii Sach Naa Ho
Main Vo Umeed Jo Kay Adhoorii Rahay
Main Vo Rastaa Kay JiSs Kii Kii Naa ManziL MiLay
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Main Vo Sehraa Kay JiS Mey Bhatak JaAo Gay
Meray PaaGaL Sanam AiSay RaaStay Naa ChaL
Main Hoon Aisi Kiran Jo Kay Be-Noor Hey
Main Hoon Aisii Nadi Jo Kay KhaAmosh Hey
Main To Vo Saip Hoon JiS Mey Motii Nahain
Main To Vo Khushboo Hoon JiS Ko Bikhar Jaanaa Hey
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Main To Vo Shaam Hoon
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Jo Kay DhaL Jaaye Gii
Main To Vo Raat Hoon JiS Ka Saweraa Naa Ho
Main To Vo AAG Hoon Jo Dehaktii Rahay
Naa Meray PaaSs Aa Tu Bhi JaL Jaaye Gaa
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Jaa Tu Loat Jaa
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Merii Chaahat Naa Kar
Meri Chaahat Naa Kar..........!!!!!!
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Merii Chaahat Naa Kar
Mujhay Daikha Naa Kar Mujhay Sochaa Naa Kar
Merii Be-Khuwaab Aankhoon Mey Jhaaankaa Naa Kar
Main To Kho JaAon Ga, Mujhay Dhoondaa Naa Kar
Main Hoon Baad-e-Sabaa Jo Kay Ruktii Nahain
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Min Hoon Aisii Ghattaa Jo Barastii Nahain
Main Aisii Lehar JiSs Mey HaLchaL Nahain
Naa Tumm Ko Dobo Dain Yeh Lehrain Kahein
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Aisii Khuwaahishh Naa Kar
Main Vo Sapna Hoon Jo Kay Kabhii Sach Naa Ho
Main Vo Umeed Jo Kay Adhoorii Rahay
Main Vo Rastaa Kay JiSs Kii Kii Naa ManziL MiLay
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Main Vo Sehraa Kay JiS Mey Bhatak JaAo Gay
Meray PaaGaL Sanam AiSay RaaStay Naa ChaL
Main Hoon Aisi Kiran Jo Kay Be-Noor Hey
Main Hoon Aisii Nadi Jo Kay KhaAmosh Hey
Main To Vo Saip Hoon JiS Mey Motii Nahain
Main To Vo Khushboo Hoon JiS Ko Bikhar Jaanaa Hey
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Main To Vo Shaam Hoon
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Jo Kay DhaL Jaaye Gii
Main To Vo Raat Hoon JiS Ka Saweraa Naa Ho
Main To Vo AAG Hoon Jo Dehaktii Rahay
Naa Meray PaaSs Aa Tu Bhi JaL Jaaye Gaa
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Jaa Tu Loat Jaa
Meray PaaGaL Sanam Merii Chaahat Naa Kar
Meri Chaahat Naa Kar..........!!!!!!
Precious, Pleasurable Learning Quotes
It's a pleasure sharing some of the coolest, worth reading, learning wisdom quotes you ever read. After going through them, you will find yourself little better wiser and inspired.
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
- Charles A. Beard
A man who limits his interests limits his life.
- Vincent Price
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms... The strongest reason for people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson
Distrust all men in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss
We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity; but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money.
- David Crockett
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Dr. Benjamin Franklin
John Adams was a farmer. Abraham Lincoln was a small-town lawyer. Plato, Socrates were teachers. Jesus was a carpenter. To equate judgement and wisdom with occupation is at best . . . insulting.
- Benedict Valda
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen
If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them, and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed.
- Juliana Hatfield
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
- Oscar Wilde
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov
Don't be trapped by dogma -- which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs
God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion... We have had thirteen States independent for eleven years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century and a half, for each State. What country before ever existed a century and a half without a rebellion?
- Thomas Jefferson to William S. Smith
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?
- Marilyn Monroe
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensible condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.
- Benjamin Cardozo, Palko v. Connecticut
When the voices of democracy are silenced, freedom becomes a hollow concept. No man or woman should be sentenced to the shadows of silence for something he or she has said or written.
- Allen H. Neuharth
There's no genius free from a tincture of madness.
- Seneca
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
- Thomas Jefferson
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
- Robert Frost
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
- Joseph Campbell
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
- Voltaire
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
- Lord Acton
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
- John Locke
Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life.
- Wayne Dyer
We don't get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? So this is what we've chosen to do with our life.
- Steve Jobs
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
- Eric Idle
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen,not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
- Hubert H. Humphrey
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
- Will Rogers
Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth.
- Socrates
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.
- Escher
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Dykstra
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.
- John F. Kennedy
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks.
- Thomas Jefferson to his nephew Peter Carr
I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
- Bern Williams
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Jackie Robinson
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future.
- John F. Kennedy
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.
- Charles A. Beard
A man who limits his interests limits his life.
- Vincent Price
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms... The strongest reason for people to retain the right to bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
- Thomas Jefferson
Distrust all men in whom the impulse to punish is powerful.
- Friedrich Nietzsche
He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.
- Albert Einstein
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
- Dr. Seuss
We have rights, as individuals, to give as much of our own money as we please to charity; but as members of Congress we have no right so to appropriate a dollar of public money.
- David Crockett
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Dr. Benjamin Franklin
John Adams was a farmer. Abraham Lincoln was a small-town lawyer. Plato, Socrates were teachers. Jesus was a carpenter. To equate judgement and wisdom with occupation is at best . . . insulting.
- Benedict Valda
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
- Woody Allen
If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them, and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed.
- Juliana Hatfield
An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.
- Oscar Wilde
Imagination is more important than knowledge.
- Albert Einstein
My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.
- Thomas Jefferson.
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
- Anton Chekhov
Don't be trapped by dogma -- which is living with the results of other people's thinking. Don't let the noise of others' opinions drown out your own inner voice. And most important, have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you truly want to become.
- Steve Jobs
God forbid we should ever be twenty years without such a rebellion... We have had thirteen States independent for eleven years. There has been one rebellion. That comes to one rebellion in a century and a half, for each State. What country before ever existed a century and a half without a rebellion?
- Thomas Jefferson to William S. Smith
I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
- Thomas Jefferson
Ever notice that 'What the hell' is always the right decision?
- Marilyn Monroe
Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensible condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.
- Benjamin Cardozo, Palko v. Connecticut
When the voices of democracy are silenced, freedom becomes a hollow concept. No man or woman should be sentenced to the shadows of silence for something he or she has said or written.
- Allen H. Neuharth
There's no genius free from a tincture of madness.
- Seneca
When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public property.
- Thomas Jefferson
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
- Robert Frost
The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
- Joseph Campbell
No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
- Abraham Lincoln
Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.
- Voltaire
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
- Lord Acton
New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not already common.
- John Locke
Doing what you love is the cornerstone of having abundance in your life.
- Wayne Dyer
We don't get a chance to do that many things, and every one should be really excellent. Because this is our life. Life is brief, and then you die, you know? So this is what we've chosen to do with our life.
- Steve Jobs
A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate.
- Eric Idle
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of congress. But I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen,not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people.
- Hubert H. Humphrey
The minute you read something you can't understand, you can almost be sure it was drawn up by a lawyer.
- Will Rogers
Do not be angry with me if I tell you the truth.
- Socrates
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible.
- Escher
Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
- Dykstra
Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
- Robert A. Heinlein
Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life.
- John F. Kennedy
A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks.
- Thomas Jefferson to his nephew Peter Carr
I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
- Bern Williams
A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.
Jackie Robinson
Saturday, 27 July 2013
Life is short for the wrong job
A funny gag on the advancement of technologies "Life is too short for the wrong job" ... Just for your humor .. ;)
Friday, 26 July 2013
Kisi Ki Chah Me iTna Bhi Chahat SMS Poetry
KiSsi Kee Chaah Mey iTnaa Bhee Kiyaa Sarshaar Ho Jaanaa
Kay Apnay Raastay Kee Aap Deewaaar Ho Jaanaa
Bahaanay Rasm-Waraa Kay Khud Dhoondtay Rehnaa
KiSsi Ko Chaahnaa iTnaa Kay BeZaar Ho Jaanaa..??
Socha Tha K Wo Toot Kar CHahain Gay Chahat 2013 Sad SMS Poertry
Sochaa Thaa Kay Vo Tooott Kar Chaahain'Gay Hamein
Laikin.?
Sochaa BHee Hamm Nay
Chaahaa Bhee Hamm Nay
Aur Toott Bhee Hamm Gaeye..??
Sad Chahat Shayari Ek Baar Hi Chahat Ki Saza Chahat Shayari
Aik Baar Hee Chaahat Kee Sazaa Kiyoon Nahein Daitay
Zindaa Hoon To Marnay Ki DuA Kiyoon Nahein Daitay..??
Sad Chahat Poetry Jaan Hi Nikli He Arman Chahat Sad Urdu Poetry
Ab Yeh SamjhaAein Bhee KiSsi Ko Kay Teri Chaahat Mey
Jaan Hee NikLii Hey Armaan To Kiyaa NikLayy..??
Latest Chahat Poetry Us Ko Chaha Tha MaGar CHahat Urdu Designed Poetry
Ab Yeh Heee Dukhh Hey Hamm Mey Thi Kammi UsS Mey Naa THi
UsS Ko CHaahaa Thaa MaGar Apni Tarhaa Chaahaa Naa Thaa..??
Sunday, 21 July 2013
Most Funny Comments Ever Made
You, me or everyone else reacts something when we find something funny or strange. Comments play a very important role in judging people. The majority is always right. So whether you are with friends, family ore with beloved, they all need you feedback. What you thing about them or how they are looking ore how good/bad they are doing. Well we will not touch the serious part of it but here we would like to share some of the most funniest comment ever made by millions of people. You can enjoy them while using them further on social sites, parties or events.
Have a nice day, somewhere else!
Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are
obnoxious and arrogant.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look!
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Didn't know you can be in a relationship with thrash.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
If you can't fix it with duct tape or ibuprofen, you're screwed!
I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
Did you have to pay her?
It is better to have loved & lost than to live w/ the psycho the rest of your life!"
Nice deodorant. Must you marinate in it?
You fascinate me and remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have no comical side to me, and I'm a social retard, so I have to steal other people's humor.
I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.
Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't remind me!
Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
Do you take Karate? I was wondering because you are kicking.
Guys are like public toilet. They are either taken or full of shits...
Is that your head or did your neck vomit?
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
My office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.
And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
People like you don't grow on trees, they swing from them.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
Is this that mail order bride you've been talking about?
Have a nice day, somewhere else!
Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own.
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are
obnoxious and arrogant.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look!
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
Didn't know you can be in a relationship with thrash.
You started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.
If you can't fix it with duct tape or ibuprofen, you're screwed!
I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
Did you have to pay her?
It is better to have loved & lost than to live w/ the psycho the rest of your life!"
Nice deodorant. Must you marinate in it?
You fascinate me and remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
I like your approach, now let's see your departure.
I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
I have no comical side to me, and I'm a social retard, so I have to steal other people's humor.
I could say nice things about you, but I would rather tell the truth.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
You're not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away.
Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
You should do some soul-searching. Maybe you'll find one.
I can't seem to remember you name, and please don't remind me!
Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
Do you take Karate? I was wondering because you are kicking.
Guys are like public toilet. They are either taken or full of shits...
Is that your head or did your neck vomit?
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
My office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.
And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
If I had a dog that looked like you, I'd shave it's butt and teach it to walk backwards.
People like you don't grow on trees, they swing from them.
You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.
You possess a mind not merely twisted, but actually sprained.
You're just jealous that the voices talk to me!
Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
Is this that mail order bride you've been talking about?
Sunday, 14 July 2013
Funny Ebay Auctions on Trading System
After watching Ebay auctions that were selling Forex related materials for years, I thought I would start postings that were made by sellers.
To start off here:
The Canadian Clown has been selling his trading system from March 2008 (5 years now) and has yet to sell one. Problem is that he is selling it for $784,349.00, but the catch is that he's not giving a guarantee. I'm guessing that this guy stuck his tongue to a frozen metal flag pole for 2 years before anyone helped free him. Note to the Canadian Clown, no one is going to pay $784,349.00 for a trading system that has no guarantee. Now, if it worked and you sold it for $99, you would have sold thousands by now. I guess math is not his strong subject.
How about the Russian Con Artist that was selling his trading system for $5,000. His claim was that he made 182 trades in one hour and all were profitable. I contacted the seller and asked for a statement. I then received a statement showing all 182 trades that was made in one hour. The problem was that he then claimed they were manual trades. Do the math...3.03 in and out manual trades every minute. I magnified his statement and found how his columns on the statement were not straight which meant they were photoshop pics. He sold his system to one person that left a negative feedback and the con artist left ebay.
Hints to people looking at Ebay for trading systems
1) It the auction looks too good to be true, there is a strong chance that the seller is about to take your money and run.
2) If the seller states that he/she can't guarantee the auction item because it's not a tangible item, then don't believe it. Forex programs can be guaranteed and they know it.
3) If the seller won't give you a guarantee, don't buy it.
4) If the seller does sell you something but wants to charge you for shipping when it's an item electronically sent, tell the seller that he is in violation of ebay rules for charging shipping on items not physically shipped.
5) Always check feeback on the seller. If he has a poor rating, then use caution. Also check feedback to see if another buyer purchased the item you are looking at to see if the feedback is positive or negative. Keep in mind that you can contact the buyer to see if they were pleased with their purchased.
6) Always check google to see if others have made comments and feedback into the system.
7) If you find a trading system on ebay, use the search feature to see if someone is selling the system for a cheaper price.
8) If you see a chart for the system and it doesn't show the end on the right side of the chart, this means it's cheery picked. The seller looks for the idea conditions on a chart to show to others. This should set off an alarm to be careful
9) if the chart shown is more than a month old, this means that the seller has no idea current trading conditions to advertise. A good system should show current charts if the system was actually working properly.
10) Send a message to the seller if you have any questions before you enter an auction.
11) If you see a trading system you developed on ebay, contact ebay and make a complaint (this happens a lot). You would be surprised how many trading systems are stolen from forums and sold by morons that are failed traders and the only way to make money is to sell programs developed by others.
12) If you find an ebook that may interest you, check this forex forum (and others) and see if you can get it for free. This also applies to movies, trading systems, etc. Free is better!
13) Paypal is the best method for exchanging funds. If the seller refuses to use Paypal, this is a good indication that they were kicked off of Paypal due to fraud. There are some cases where they have applied for a Paypal account and it hasn't been approved yet or they can't use Paypal due to where they reside.
14) If you see an item you want and the price for the auction is too high, send a message to the seller and see if they will sell it to you bypassing ebay. This is done often to avoid ebay fees.
To start off here:
The Canadian Clown has been selling his trading system from March 2008 (5 years now) and has yet to sell one. Problem is that he is selling it for $784,349.00, but the catch is that he's not giving a guarantee. I'm guessing that this guy stuck his tongue to a frozen metal flag pole for 2 years before anyone helped free him. Note to the Canadian Clown, no one is going to pay $784,349.00 for a trading system that has no guarantee. Now, if it worked and you sold it for $99, you would have sold thousands by now. I guess math is not his strong subject.
How about the Russian Con Artist that was selling his trading system for $5,000. His claim was that he made 182 trades in one hour and all were profitable. I contacted the seller and asked for a statement. I then received a statement showing all 182 trades that was made in one hour. The problem was that he then claimed they were manual trades. Do the math...3.03 in and out manual trades every minute. I magnified his statement and found how his columns on the statement were not straight which meant they were photoshop pics. He sold his system to one person that left a negative feedback and the con artist left ebay.
Hints to people looking at Ebay for trading systems
1) It the auction looks too good to be true, there is a strong chance that the seller is about to take your money and run.
2) If the seller states that he/she can't guarantee the auction item because it's not a tangible item, then don't believe it. Forex programs can be guaranteed and they know it.
3) If the seller won't give you a guarantee, don't buy it.
4) If the seller does sell you something but wants to charge you for shipping when it's an item electronically sent, tell the seller that he is in violation of ebay rules for charging shipping on items not physically shipped.
5) Always check feeback on the seller. If he has a poor rating, then use caution. Also check feedback to see if another buyer purchased the item you are looking at to see if the feedback is positive or negative. Keep in mind that you can contact the buyer to see if they were pleased with their purchased.
6) Always check google to see if others have made comments and feedback into the system.
7) If you find a trading system on ebay, use the search feature to see if someone is selling the system for a cheaper price.
8) If you see a chart for the system and it doesn't show the end on the right side of the chart, this means it's cheery picked. The seller looks for the idea conditions on a chart to show to others. This should set off an alarm to be careful
9) if the chart shown is more than a month old, this means that the seller has no idea current trading conditions to advertise. A good system should show current charts if the system was actually working properly.
10) Send a message to the seller if you have any questions before you enter an auction.
11) If you see a trading system you developed on ebay, contact ebay and make a complaint (this happens a lot). You would be surprised how many trading systems are stolen from forums and sold by morons that are failed traders and the only way to make money is to sell programs developed by others.
12) If you find an ebook that may interest you, check this forex forum (and others) and see if you can get it for free. This also applies to movies, trading systems, etc. Free is better!
13) Paypal is the best method for exchanging funds. If the seller refuses to use Paypal, this is a good indication that they were kicked off of Paypal due to fraud. There are some cases where they have applied for a Paypal account and it hasn't been approved yet or they can't use Paypal due to where they reside.
14) If you see an item you want and the price for the auction is too high, send a message to the seller and see if they will sell it to you bypassing ebay. This is done often to avoid ebay fees.
Saturday, 13 July 2013
Quotes favoring Women, Making Fun of Men
From the decades, men are ruling the world but now scenario has been changed! Women are now self independent. Girls have proved their intelligence. They are on all the big positions/posts. They are really doing so well in every field. So we at QuoteGanga also support women's worth. Now they can confidently say 'Who needs man'. Here are some quotations about men. These may insult them so use them smartly and enjoy!
Men should be saying "I want to become a woman." The world would be a far better place if more men wanted to become women, than women wanted to become men.
- Albert Halsey
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
- Will Rogers
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
- Robin Morgan
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
- Rita Rudner
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.
- Katherine Hepburn
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
- Barbara De Angelis
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
- Pink
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- Timothy Leary
I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I wish someone would have told me, that just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
- Marlo Thomas
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more?
-John Lennon
If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
- Gwyneth Paltrow
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
- Lee Trevino
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good of buddies he is with his children.
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness and teach them how to cry.
- Joan Baez
I've reached the age where competence is a turn on.
- Billy Joel
I have yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worried about combining marriage, children and a career. I've yet to find one where men were worried about the same thing.
- Gloria Steinem
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It's in the gentle words he whispers.
- Sermon Fodder
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
- Yoko Ono
The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez
Men should be saying "I want to become a woman." The world would be a far better place if more men wanted to become women, than women wanted to become men.
- Albert Halsey
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
- Will Rogers
Don't accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.
- Robin Morgan
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
- Rita Rudner
The older theory was, marry an older man because they're more mature. But the new theory is men don't mature. Marry a younger one.
- Rita Rudner
Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.
- Katherine Hepburn
If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
- Aristotle Onassis
Men aren't the way they are because they want to drive women crazy, they've been trained to be that way for thousands of years. And that training makes it very difficult for men to be intimate.
- Barbara De Angelis
When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?
- Oliver Wendell Holmes
I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.
- Pink
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
- Timothy Leary
I'm a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.
- Elizabeth Taylor
I wish someone would have told me, that just because I'm a girl, I don't have to get married.
- Marlo Thomas
I've had the boyhood thing of being Elvis. Now I want to be with my best friend and my best friend is my wife. Who could ask for anything more?
-John Lennon
If love is the answer, can you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
- Gwyneth Paltrow
My wife tells me she doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I'm not enjoying it.
- Lee Trevino
The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good of buddies he is with his children.
Instead of getting hard ourselves and trying to compete, women should try and give their best qualities to men - bring them softness and teach them how to cry.
- Joan Baez
I've reached the age where competence is a turn on.
- Billy Joel
I have yet to be on a campus where most women weren't worried about combining marriage, children and a career. I've yet to find one where men were worried about the same thing.
- Gloria Steinem
When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one.
- Helen Rowland
The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.
It's in the gentle words he whispers.
- Sermon Fodder
I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself.
- Yoko Ono
The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.
- Joan Baez
Saturday, 6 July 2013
Mothers Day Quotes, Quotes for Mothers
Her existence is the reason for your existence. She always gets worry about you. She does every possible/impossible thing for you without any self interest. Yes, Mother! She is the most important person of your life. Shae has gone through extreme pain and risks to give you birth. So here we are sharing some quotes for mothers to explore their motherhood. You can write them on greeting card on Mothers Day.
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
- Lord Langdale
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
- Jewish Proverb
Who fed me from her gentle breast
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.
- Ann Taylor
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
- Chinese Proverb
Motherhood is priced Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
- Helen Hunt Jackson
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
- Tenneva Jordan
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.
- Robert Brault
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
- Anonymous
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
- T. DeWitt Talmage
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
- Mildred B. Vermont
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
- Abraham Lincoln
Mother, the ribbons of your love are woven around my heart.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
- Aristotle
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
That best academy, a mother's knee.
- James Russell Lowell
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
- Sophia Loren
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
- Irish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill.
- John Erskine
If the whole world were put into one scale, and my mother in the other, the whole world would kick the beam.
- Lord Langdale
God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers.
- Jewish Proverb
Who fed me from her gentle breast
And hushed me in her arms to rest,
And on my cheek sweet kisses prest?
My Mother.
- Ann Taylor
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.
- Elizabeth Stone
There is only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it.
- Chinese Proverb
Motherhood is priced Of God, at price no man may dare
To lessen or misunderstand.
- Helen Hunt Jackson
A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.
- Tenneva Jordan
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children.
If you have a mom, there is nowhere you are likely to go where a prayer has not already been.
- Robert Brault
Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever.
- Anonymous
Mother - that was the bank where we deposited all our hurts and worries.
- T. DeWitt Talmage
The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.
A mother is a mother still, The holiest thing alive.
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Being a full-time mother is one of the highest salaried jobs... since the payment is pure love.
- Mildred B. Vermont
I remember my mother's prayers and they have always followed me. They have clung to me all my life.
- Abraham Lincoln
Mother, the ribbons of your love are woven around my heart.
Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
- Aristotle
A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary.
That best academy, a mother's knee.
- James Russell Lowell
When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.
- Sophia Loren
Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible.
A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest.
- Irish Proverb
A mother understands what a child does not say.
Woman in the home has not yet lost her dignity, in spite of Mother's Day, with its offensive implication that our love needs an annual nudging, like our enthusiasm for the battle of Bunker Hill.
- John Erskine
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