Gordon Ramsay Master Chef Humor

Mr. Gordon Ramsay is a great and well known chef for his outstanding culinary skills ...
He gave us some reason to lol ...

Hurricanes are named after females

Hurricanes are named after females because at first they are wet and wild and in the end they take away your house and car....

Funny logic behind Fast and Furious

If HAN died in Tokyo drift, That means fast and furious 4 and 5 was before Tokyo drift ???

Life is short for the wrong job

A funny gag on the advancement of technologies "Life is too short for the wrong job" ... Just for your humor .. ;)

Tips on making man and woman happy

Well on the eve of Easter and April Fools day, you want to make your man or woman happy right ? Following are the tips on making it happen.
Happy Easter and April Fools Day from http://itshumour.blogspot.com

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him with peace
4. Don't check his phone (sms messages)
5. Don't bother him with his movements

So whats so hard about that ?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY

It's really not too difficult but.... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. Go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. give her lots of attention
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

53. never forget
*birthdays
*anniversaries
*valentines day

*arrangements she makes.

Womens logic are funny

Women's logic are sometimes funny for men and others.. ;)

Thirty funny reasons why it's wonderful to be a man

Thirty funny reasons why it's wonderful to be a man ...

1. Phone calls only last 30 seconds.

2. For 5-day vacations you need only ONE suitcase.

3. You do not treat the sex life of your friends.

4. The queues at the toilet are 80% shorter.

5. Old friends, it does not matter whether you have increased or decreased.

6. If you are zapping through TV channels, you need not stop when you see someone crying.

7. Your org-as-ms are not faked.

8. You do not need you to hold the rock, if you go up a flight of stairs.

9. You do not go in groups to the toilet.

10. You can shower in the morning and be ready in 10 minutes.

11. During s-e-x, you must not be worried about your reputation.

12. Your underwear costs $ 20 in packs of three.

13. It makes anyone a thing when you're 34 and not married yet.

14. You can 90% of your time after getting in sex thinking.

15. You have three pairs of shoes which is more than enough.

16. You can take off your shirt easy if you feel too hot.

17. You do not clean your apartment every time company comes.

18. Auto mechanic lie to you.

19. You can spend hours watching TV with a friend without saying a word, without thinking, "he's mad at me."

20. You can sit with her ​​legs spread, without thinking about it, what you're wearing now.

21. You get more money for the same work.

22. People look you not in the hole, when you talk with them.

23. You can visit a friend, without him to take a present.

24. You can buy condoms without the seller imagines how well you look naked.

25. P0-rn movies are made ​​for YOU.

26. You that a person is not sympathetic to say, still does not mean that you can imagine not having sex with her.

27. The remote control is yours alone.

28. There is always a TV channel that runs on just sports.

29. You know just a state of mind.

30. You you do not have to shave your legs ...

Google yourself

Sometimes Googling yourself could be a funny way to lol. Here i found a funny picture on internet about googling yourself. Characters involved in the funny photo are Jack and Tracy, Tinay Fey and Tracy Morgan who are very hilarious

Funny Baby Story

Once a baby Girl went to a shop with her mother. The shop keeper looked at the small cute child and showed her a bottle with sweets... And said, "Dear Child, you can take the sweets".

But the child didn't take. The shopkeeper was surprised Such a small child she is and why is she not taking the sweets from the bottle.

Again he said take the sweets. Now the mother also heard that and said, "Take the sweets dear".


Yet she didn't take it. The shopkeeper seeing the child not taking the sweets. He himself took the sweets and gave to the child. The child was happy to get two hands full of sweets. While returning home the Mother asked the child Why didn't you take the sweets, when the shop keeper told you to take..?

Can you guess the response: 

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Child replies Mom! My hands are very small and if I take the sweets I can only take few.. But now you see when uncle gave with his big hands, How many more sweets I got! 

MORAL OF THE FUNNY BABY STORY : 

When we take we may get little but when GOD gives He gives us more beyond our expectations more than what we can think of Because His blessings are more better than we can even imagine :)

Hilarious Wedding Invitation on Wedding Day

Hilarious Wedding Invitation on Wedding Day

P.S. We have no idea WHAT he sees in her !

Different Versions Funny Gangnam Style

Gangnam Style these days are very popular and its really fun to watch videos and funny Gangnam style photos. Enjoy different versions of Gangnam styles

Gangnam Style Text book version

Gangnam-style-with-wolverine

4-steps-Gangnam-style

Gangnam-style-international

Gangnam-style-on-socks

Gangnam-style-on-tshirts

Best of funny captchas on internet

Best of funny captchas on internet, i am sure these funny captchas will make you lol ;)
Captcha's are part of vital component on internet, you might come across some funny captcha which you have to type ... Please comment on this post if you come across funny captcha like ones below ...

How to have privacy while surfing internet

These days all who use internet think about their internet surfing privacy, how they can achieve 100% privacy while surfing the internet. Here i found a unique way to protect your internet surfing privacy 100%... I mean it... don't trust me ...

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The Avengers Effect

Ever wonder how the movie "The Avengers" effect will have on real human life. And when Pacman talks like an Iron Man this is what happens

Euro 2012 Humor Trolling Photos

We all are very busy watching Euro 2012, well here i present you brief humor of Euro 2012 with photos ...