Love Poetry: February 2015

Wednesday, 25 February 2015

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS MARCH 2015

May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.

Tuesday, 24 February 2015

love status

I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

-tenacious

Monday, 23 February 2015

Love Quotes

Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it-

-tenacious

Love isn’t complicated, people are.

Love isn’t complicated, people are.

-tenacious

cute romantic whatsapp status

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.

-tenacious

love status

Every time you texts me my cheeks hurt! I guess I smile too big.

-tenacious

Saturday, 21 February 2015

good life whatsapp status

Never do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.

-tenacious

Love status

Love is a language spoken by everyone but understood only by heart.

-tenacious

life whatsapp status

Life is too short to waste on hating other people.

-tenacious

Whatsapp Status

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect.

-tenacious

HINDI WHATSAPP FACEBOOK STATUS

हर बार हम पर इल्ज़ाम लगा देते हो मोहब्बत का, कभी खुद से भी पूछा है इतने हसीन क्यों हो।

Mat pucha karo mujhse ki tum mere kya lagte ho Dil k liye dhadkan zaruri h, or mere liye tum

Jee karta hai muft me hi use apni jaan de du, Itne masoom kharid’dar se kya len-den karna

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say youEvery love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.

Bematlab ki duniya ka kissa hi khatm Ab jis tarah ki duniya us tarah ke hum

आग लगाना मेरी फितरत में नही है ….. मेरी सादगी से लोग जलें तो मेरा क्या कसूर…!!

-tenacious

funny acting status

"i am just an actor god is my director "

-vignesh

hindi attitude status

Hme tum se nafarat nahi h kyunki hmari nafrat bhi itni keemti h jo hum saste logon par jaaya nahi krte

-Promila dhanda

Good life status

There r thngs dat V don’t want to hppn bt hav 2 accept,thngs V don’t want 2 knw bt hav 2 learn,and people V can’t live bt hav2 let go

-Aashish Prasad

Breakup Angry Whatsapp Status

go to hell I'm not thinking about u

-rumman

Cool Attitude Whatsapp Status

"Dekh baby Photo meri acchi hai soch meri sacchi hai lekin ab bhi tuje mai pasamd nahe to sweetheart abhi tu bacchi hai.. "

-Shailendra Singh Rathore

Wednesday, 18 February 2015

NEW LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS

Love is cute when it's new, but love is most beautiful when it last.

-tenacious

Love Whatsapp Status

No matter how "busy" a person is, if they really care, they will always find the time for you.

-tenacious

Love Status

Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.

-tenacious

Relationship Status for whatsapp

Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.

-tenacious

Good status quotes about life

A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.

-tenacious

Life Status Quotes

If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.

-tenacious

Cool Status

A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

-tenacious

Attitude Status for whatsapp

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

-tenacious

Cool Awesome whatsapp status

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

-tenacious

Funny FACEBOOK STATUS FOR WHATSAPP

I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.

-tenacious