Cool Funny Whatsapp Status

When i die i want my tombstone to be over free WiFi , just so people will visit more often.

Cool Attitude Whatsapp Status

In order to bring me down , you have to be able to reach me.

Cool Whatsapp Status

• A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.
• A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.
• If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
• Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
• Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
• Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
• Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒​ Please Do This Now.
• I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
• I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
• A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
• Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a woman :)
• INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS...
• Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <ur bf="" gf="" name="">' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
• I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;)
• Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
• I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

COOL LOVE ATTITUDE PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS

LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,Love like you'll never be hurt,Sing like there's nobody listening,And live like it's heaven on earth. ― William W. Purkey 

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.― Dr. Seuss

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. ― Elbert Hubbard

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.― Robert A. Heinlein

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.― Nicholas Sparks

True love doesn’t have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥ - tenacious

You never fail to amaze me . Everyday there's something new that makes me love you even more than the day before

---> MORE LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS

• Love can be demonstrated not defined.
• Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
• Only you can give me that feeling.
• Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
• Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
• I’d cross the world for someone like you.
• Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
• My Hearts beats only for you.
• Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
• “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. 

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW! 

A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything. 

Everybody is born with genius mind, but most people only use it a few minute.

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.

I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it. 

Thank God There is no Hindi version of whtsapp,otherwise "LAST SEEN" will be "ANTIM DARSHION":P 

---> MORE COOL WHATSAPP STATUS 

• Kahi par pauchne k liye ,Kahi se nikalna jaruri hai 
• Some ppls gives us S3: Sukh Shanti and Samridhi. Some ppls gives us 3D: Dukh Dard Dhokha 
• BaBy jitne kharcha tu #cute dikhne k liye krte h
• usse jaida to khrcha to ldkiya mere ek smile pane k liye krti h
• Kuch log meri photo dekh kr itna EXCITED HOJATE HAI ki...smjh nhii aata pahele LIKE kre ya SAVE kreh

ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS

I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me 

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P 

I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/ 

Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P 

When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D 

My attitude depends on the people in front of me 

Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them 

I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 

There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE

---> MORE ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS

तेवर तो हम वक्त आने पे दिखायेंगे ,,शहेर तुम खरीदलो उस पर हुकुमत हम  चलायेंगे…!!!

बादशाह नहीं बाजीगर से पहचानते है लोग ,,“……क्यूकी…….”हम रानियो के सामने झुका नहीं करते….!!

शेर खुद अपनी ताकतसे राजा केहलाता है;जंगल मे चुनाव नही होते.. ।।

में बंदूक और गिटारदोनों चलाना जानता हूं ।तय तुम्हे करना हे कीआप कौन सी धुन पर नाचोगे..।

राज तो हमारा हर जगह पे है…।पसंद करने वालों के “दिल” में ; औरनापसंद करने वालों के “दिमाग” में…।।

रियासते तो आती जाती रहती हे,मगर बादशाही करना तो..आज भी लोग हमसे सीखते हे ।

खेल ताश का हो या जिंदगी का ,अपना इक्का तब ही दिखानाजब सामने बादशाह हो ।

तुम गरदन जुकाने की बात करते हो ,हम वौ है जो आंख उठाने वालोकी गरदन पऱसाद मै बाट देते है..।।

शायरी का बादशाह हुं और कलम मेरी रानी,अल्फाज़ मेरे गुलाम है, बाकी रब की महेरबानी ।

हथियार तो सिर्फ सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे ,खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे ।

अकल कितनी भी तेज ह़ोनसीब के बिना नही जित सकती ,बिरबल काफी अकलमंद होने के बावजूद..कभी बादशाह नही बन सका ।

पसंन्द आया तो दिल में ,नही तो दिमाग में भी नही ।

जिंदगीमें बडी शिद्दत से निभाओअपना किरदार,कि परदा गिरने के बाद भी तालीयाँबजती रहे….।

PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS

Kad aayegi online Tu Kudiyee... Mein Chat Box to na nazra hatava..ni saara din facebook te... Tere page te gediyaan laava

Yar russe tan RAB russe,Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,Yar fir russe tah?? Maro sale de roz da he kam aa :P

Jhuthe muho na kehndi dil vich haan tere,,haan je tu kre kra jindagi main naam tere

Tere naalo taan saada "ANTIVIRUS" changa...jehda saadi care taan karda

Jini marji chatting karlo, setting taan rab ne Hi krauni ae

Tera pyaar 500 de note varga ,, darr lagda DUPLICATE na hove

Pehlaa tu laggi mainnu hoor pari c ......... Hunn taa changgi lagge duur khadi Hi

Kaash koi sannu petrol de rate waang pyaar kare ... Jehda wadhdaa hi jaave

Thoda time tu V kad yaara nu De tu jhatt...hove tera gud luck Je kara main tainu f***

Dine mashook lad Di .... Rat Nu sala machar lad Da 

Ni main pyar ch shreef ladai wich gunda... Meri aankha vich ankha pake dekhda ni munda

Pura hath mera vich sarkar De... Lal bati taiyo lagi ute car de 

--> MORE PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS 

Whatsapp Status By You

Dusro ki ankho m aasu dene vale log ...Aksar ye kyu bhool jate h ki ....Unke paas bhi do ankhe h.....-mishty.tyagi

तेरी गली मे रहने वालो से कह़ दो की अपनी ओकात मे रहे , जिस दीन हम बिगडे उस दीन शहेर भी अपना ओर अदालत भी.....-Sunil Makwana

Pal Do Pal Ki Hi Kyo H Zindgi-Anya

 

It doesn't matter if you are rich or poor if she really loves you she would encourage you to improve your life and stay on your side till you are ready to go !-Rabih shouman

 

NaMak Swadd ANUsar...............Akad oKat Anusarr.............. :-)-Parmeet Singh

how can i move on when am still in love with you-natun joy chakma

Smile is noting like always happy-kasturi

 

Pyar kro toh saccha; varna ALONE hi accha......-Aisha Jasper Khan

iam what iam i never try to be some one else..-ahana

You have ten fingers and one mouth... so talk less type more ;)-Anjana

भाई एक दिन इतना faMouS होगा
की लोग FaCebooK की जगह GooGle पर searCh करेगे-Innocent ritesh

Mitra di gall da jwaab deja ni kudiye crzy look waliye-gagan virdi

WO khush h aaj kisi or ki banho me PR ahsaas nhi unhe kis kushi ko miss kr diya humari banhe khaali chodhkr-pardeep

 

Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror:P-manjeet

apni dosti ka bs itna sa usul h... Jo tu kubul h to tera SB kuch kubul h....-anjum

 

Apηi tʘ bassek нi zidd нaiη... - Saя pe Taaj●┼─:)─┼● -Saтн me kʘiKнαss ...,:* - Is"kamiηiduηiya"peяααj-shubh

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….-manikanta

I love when i wake up and the first text i see on my cell is yours-angel

Humse milne sirf do log hi aate hai...ek jinme jigar ho..aur dusra jinka zero figure ho-Baba Singh Bahubali

sm tyms v luv a prsn 4 no reason,,,,,,,,n sw tyms dat prsn leavs us 4 no reason:-((:-((-priya

hukumatt woh hi krte hai jinka dilo pe raaj hota hai yun toh gali k murgo k sar pe bhi taaj hota hai :-P-khushi

Dine chain na aave,raati neend na aave.Mai rab nu puchea,rabba ki ehi pyar hai.Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai-Vicky Moliya

kitna mushkil hai mohobbat ki kahani likhna jaise paani pe paani se paani likhna-Hitesh

σн вαву ℓσνє мє ..мαкє мє ¢яу αи∂ иєνєя ℓєт мє gσ ..αи∂ нσℓ∂ мє тєяι вαнσ мαι ..тσиιgнт ℓєт мє ℓσνє υ ѕσмє мσяє..❤❤-Alka

Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust-France paul

I wanted to kill sexiest person aliv....... But suicide is a crime ;-)-Gulrez Ul ein

 

Galat kaam karte nahi........kisi k BAAP se darte nahi...-Raja Kokate

Rishto ki dorri me ek dhaga mera ek tumhara-Nivi

 

Mera Atitude, Meri Beauti... Tera Atitude Meri Juti...-Nidhi Panwar

"हमने भी बदल लिऐ है ... असूल जिंदगी के,,, अब जो याद करेगा.... वही याद रहेगा"..।।-RaO KUnaL

itna guman na kar apni jeet ka teri jeet se jyada toh charche meri haar ka h-devanshi

Nadan hai vo jo khte ishk ek bar hota hai.....Jaruri nhi ek bar me jo mila vo true love ho...WAIT AND WATCH-Shweta Tiwari

when first time we kiss I closed my eyes and she closed her ayes and we missed-sunny kapoor

 

आजाओ ना एक बार सामने दुलहन बनकरखुदा की कसम जान भी दे देँगे मुह दिखाई मेँ..!-Arjun tailor

sometimes being single is the best option to be happy-queen kashyap

kash koi hum pr bi itna pyar jatati piche se akar wo hamari ankh chipati hum puchte ki kaun ho tm wo haskr khud ko hamari jan batati-Amir khan

Baat karni hai to kar..Nhi to jake apna rasta pakad-kriya  

TOP Cool Love Status for whatsapp Facebook June 2015

• Road to love and success is not sleek and Easy.
• You are the reason of someone's smile.
• Someone is smiling because you are smiling
• Always respect if want to get the same.
• Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
• I am going to concede, support me!
• I’ll love you till my final breath.
• I don't insult people, I just define them.
• The More You wraps Your Feelings for Someone, The More You Fall for Them.
• Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue, You've Made All My Dreams Come True!
• Beauty disappear After Time, But Personality remains forever!

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS MAY 2015

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. 

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? 

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. 

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains? 

Everybody repeat after me: “We are all individuals.” 

If you are here —who is running hell? 

Support bacteria —they’re the only culture some people have. 

Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice”? 

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. 

I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW! 

Every organization is perfectly designed to get the results they are getting. 

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. 

A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything. 

Some people are alive only, because it’s illegal to kill them. 

Life is a roller-coaster inside of a maze. 

Everybody is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes. 

When someone says, “You’ve Changed”, it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way. 

There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side. 

Some people call me Mike, you can call me tonight. 

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people. 

I found there was only one way to look thin, hang out with fat people. 

Life is like photography, you use the negatives to develop. 

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Stop worrying about the world ending today. It’s already tomorrow in Australia. 

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. 

Train your mind to see good in everything. 

When nothing goes right, go left! 

Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words. 

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle. 

If there is a “WILL”, there are 500 relatives. 

Born to express not to impress. 

If you’ve never lost your mind, you’ve never followed your heart. 

The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes. 

I love my job only when I’m on vacation. 

If you like me, then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard. 

I am totally available! Please disturb me! 

Oh, so you wanna argue, bring it. I got my CAPS LOCK ON. 

I make mistakes; I’ll be the second to admit it. 

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. 

Silent people have the loudest minds. 

The trouble is that you think you’ve time! 

I am a good boy with lots of bad habits. 

Do more of what makes you happy. 

Never mind what I told you, you do as I tell you. 

I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it. 

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS APRIL 2015

Kahi par pauchne k liye 

Kahi se nikalna jaruri hai  ~Feelings

Some ppls gives us s3 Sukh Shanti and Samridhi
Some ppls gives us 3D
Dukh Dard Dhokha ~Feelings 

Padhna likhna chaad pare,
Bas rab te rakh aas,

Chaak.rajai te soo ja bhakta ,rabb apa karuga pass 

Tera attitude to chori 2 din ki kahani hai

Per yara ki choder to khandani hai ~sharma g.....

I enjoy mah bad time jst like mah cell phone games. Olwys end d level widhigh scores. ~vikas Shah

Hapur ke two he chej famus h ek hum or ek tum ~Akash tomar

Bus jaan jao mujhe...yahi pahechan hai meri..Hum spppno m aate hai..Dil m nhi ~Madhur Gupta

BaBy jitne kharcha tu #cute dikhne k liye krte h……

usse jaida to khrcha to ldkiya mere ek #smile pane k liye ...krti h ~Madhur Gupta

Girls smile come when my "last seen" change to " online " and then " is typing..." ~Madhur Gupta

am a girl not a toy ~jyoti

muje pata hai tu mera fan hai is liye mera status padh raha hai. or koi kam nahi hai kya? ~AKash KAmboj

हम जानते है. की बादशाह बनने जैसी हम मै कोई बात नहीं... मगर ये बात भी सुन लो दोस्तों.... की हमारै जैसा बनने की बादशाह की भी औकात नही...! ~raulji taraksinh

‪#‎दोस्तो‬ के लिए हम भरे ‪#‎मंडप‬ में से ‪#‎लड़की‬ तो क्या उसके ‪#‎बाप‬ को भी उठा लेते इसलिये ........ दुश्मन भी कहता है काश हम भी इसकी ‪#‎फ्रेंड_लिस्ट‬ में होते — ~parvej

Kuch log meri photo dekh👀 kr itna EXCITED HOJATE HAI ki...smjh nhii aata pahele LIKE kre ya SAVE kreh ~sabeena

Thank God There is no Hindi version of whtsapp,otherwise "LAST SEEN" will be "ANTIM DARSHION":P ~Arbina

Never cared , ever cried !.... Forever ALONE ~Akki 

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS MARCH 2015

• May I go to the toilet = I'm fucking bored.
• When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.
• Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
• Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
• They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a badass.
• That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your inner voice is like "Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald's".
• Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money. :').
• Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
• I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
• I've found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money so that I can buy the ingredients?
• I feel lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
• I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
• When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.
• The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
• One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
• Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
• Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
• I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
• Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.
• The only reason god made cousins so that parents can compare our marks.
• People say laughter is the best medicine. Your face must be curing the world.
• When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.
• The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.
• I really need a day in between Saturday and Sunday.
• Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?
• Justin Bieber was arrested this morning for using men's toilet.
• Money can’t buy happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.
• I'm not single, I'm just romantically challenged.
• The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.
• The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you’re watching.
• Remember, there are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for you. Push and Pull.
• If you love something, let it go. If it comes back, it was meant to be. If it does not, hunt it down & kill it.
• I hate when I am about to hug someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror.
• Those who say money can’t buy happiness are shopping at the wrong places.
• ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
• Oooooh, thats a bit too harsh. Let me put a `lol` at the end of it.
• Dear iPhone, Please stop changing my rude words into nice ones. You piece of shut.
• I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
• Our language is called the mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to Speak.
• When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.
• Taking revenge is wrong...very very wrong.. But very very fun.