Cool Whatsapp Status

• A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.
• A single word can undoubtedly be a repository of knowledge, provided you're willing to learn something new.
• If you are afraid of life, you are scared to live.
• Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would be '***no status***' or just a smiley...
• Just finished blocking some numbers on whatsapp, if you can read this then you got lucky.
• Beauty Fades After Time, But Personality Is Forever!
• Win A BLACKBERRY, A CAR, Or A HOUSE In DUBAI...Use A Sharp Object To Scratch Here▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒​ Please Do This Now.
• I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
• I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.
• A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Love your girl like You love your Coffee… Enjoy it before its hotness goes.
• Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a woman :)
• INSULT & WIFE Are Somewhat Similar....They Always Look Good...IF IT IS NOT YOURS...
• Is Your Life Boring? Yes? Then Type 'I Love <ur bf="" gf="" name="">' And Send It To All Your Relatives! Your Life Won't Be Boring Anymore! :P
• I didnt change , i just grew up. You shud try it once ;)
• Why Is It That In Every Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are. ♥
• I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
• I am Neither Batman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my women..!

Whatsapp Group Admin Message

गब्बर: अरे ओ सांबा, तेरा लंड खड़ा है क्या?

सांबा: हाँ सरदार खड़ा है।

गब्बर: तो लगा निशाना admin  की गांड में, आज-कल कोई मैसेज नहीं कर रहा!

NDTV की ब्रेकिंग न्यूज़ एडमिन ने ठुकराया मुख्यमंत्री का पद। कहा whattsapp पर है अत्यधिक व्यस्त । नहीं है अतिरिक्त जिम्मेदारी सम्हालने का समय। मांगी मोदीजी से माफ़ी। 

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Group wale aaye hain Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai Beti: Maa Admin sahab bhi hain Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. 

Ladki wale(ladke se): beta kya kerte ho…?

Ladka: jee admin department mein Hun….

Ladki wale (khush hokar): kaun si company mein beta…

Ladka: whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun….

EXAMS RESULT WHATSAPP STATUS

• Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
• If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
• I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
• If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
• Every person be’s a nobody before becoming somebody.
• My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
• “Success” all depends on the second letter.
• Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
• Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
• Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
• If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.
• The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.
• I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?
• If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
• Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.
• “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
• Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
• Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
• HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P.
• Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end… its all same to me.
• Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.
• Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.
• How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
• Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.
• The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.
• The only people who never fail are those who never try..
• Every burned book enlightens the world.
• How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
• The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
• If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
• Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
• When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
• Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
• Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
• Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
• You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
• Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.
• If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
• I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
• Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.
• You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam...Sharing is caring!
• I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
• What is the main reason for failure? …………… I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
• If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..
• God created the living to worship him....well no one is worshiping me.
• My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.
• There is creative reading as well as creative writing.
• Self-trust is the first secret of success.
• Science does not know its debt to imagination.
• During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺

Latest Love Whatsapp Status

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.

Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.

If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I’d have a garden to walk in forever.

Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl

Love isn’t complicated, people are.

Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.

I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.

Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – Gandhi

There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.

You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.

Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other

I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.

Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.

I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.

I still fall for you every day.

If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up .

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.

I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have…. I always will

Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.

Love Status and Quotes for Whatsapp

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,Love like you'll never be hurt,Sing like there's nobody listening,And live like it's heaven on earth. ― William W. Purkey 

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.― Dr. Seuss

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” ― Elbert Hubbard

“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.

“We accept the love we think we deserve.” ― Stephen Chbosky

“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” ― André Gide

“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” ― John Green

“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche

“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.” ― Elie Wiesel

“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” ― William Shakespeare

“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.” ― Sarah Dessen

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” ― Lao Tzu

“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ― Robert A. Heinlein

“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough..” ― Nicholas Sparks

“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.

“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.” ― Nicholas Sparks 

LIFE WHATSAPP STATUS JUNE 2015

• Whatever you do , DO IT before its TOO LATE.
• The most important thing is to enjoy your life is to be happy - it's all that matters.
• Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
• Life is really simple, if we don't make it complicated.
• In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
• We do not remember days, we remember moments.
• The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
• Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
• Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
• Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
• If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit.
• I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
• Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?
• Once you bring life into the world, you must protect it. We must protect it by changing the world.
• Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
• The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
• One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
• A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS APRIL 2015

Kahi par pauchne k liye 

Kahi se nikalna jaruri hai  ~Feelings

Some ppls gives us s3 Sukh Shanti and Samridhi
Some ppls gives us 3D
Dukh Dard Dhokha ~Feelings 

Padhna likhna chaad pare,
Bas rab te rakh aas,

Chaak.rajai te soo ja bhakta ,rabb apa karuga pass 

Tera attitude to chori 2 din ki kahani hai

Per yara ki choder to khandani hai ~sharma g.....

I enjoy mah bad time jst like mah cell phone games. Olwys end d level widhigh scores. ~vikas Shah

Hapur ke two he chej famus h ek hum or ek tum ~Akash tomar

Bus jaan jao mujhe...yahi pahechan hai meri..Hum spppno m aate hai..Dil m nhi ~Madhur Gupta

BaBy jitne kharcha tu #cute dikhne k liye krte h……

usse jaida to khrcha to ldkiya mere ek #smile pane k liye ...krti h ~Madhur Gupta

Girls smile come when my "last seen" change to " online " and then " is typing..." ~Madhur Gupta

am a girl not a toy ~jyoti

muje pata hai tu mera fan hai is liye mera status padh raha hai. or koi kam nahi hai kya? ~AKash KAmboj

हम जानते है. की बादशाह बनने जैसी हम मै कोई बात नहीं... मगर ये बात भी सुन लो दोस्तों.... की हमारै जैसा बनने की बादशाह की भी औकात नही...! ~raulji taraksinh

‪#‎दोस्तो‬ के लिए हम भरे ‪#‎मंडप‬ में से ‪#‎लड़की‬ तो क्या उसके ‪#‎बाप‬ को भी उठा लेते इसलिये ........ दुश्मन भी कहता है काश हम भी इसकी ‪#‎फ्रेंड_लिस्ट‬ में होते — ~parvej

Kuch log meri photo dekh👀 kr itna EXCITED HOJATE HAI ki...smjh nhii aata pahele LIKE kre ya SAVE kreh ~sabeena

Thank God There is no Hindi version of whtsapp,otherwise "LAST SEEN" will be "ANTIM DARSHION":P ~Arbina

Never cared , ever cried !.... Forever ALONE ~Akki 

LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS APRIL 2015

• Love can be demonstrated not defined.
• Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
• Only you can give me that feeling.
• Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
• Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
• I’d cross the world for someone like you.
• Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
• My Hearts beats only for you.
• Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
• “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
• Love has no limits.
• Everything is fair in Love and War.
• I want another day with you.
• You can’t stop loving short girls.
• I think love is fearless.
• I need you so much closer.
• My heart is perfect because… you are inside.
• You re special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are.
• When I talk to you i fall in love over and over again.
• I need you, you need me. Let’s make it work.
• Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.
• Love me for a second and I’ll love you forever.
• I hope you always find a reason to smile.
• I love you even when I hate you.
• Just because I’m busy doesn’t mean I don’t love you
• I usually don't get attached too easily, but that changes when I met you.
• Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart.
• Can I borrow a Kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
• When I count my blessings i count you twice.
• Love conquers all things let us too surrender to love.
• Be the type of person you want to meet.
• I can’t stop missing you.
• Fund love, found sadness at the end of the line. - Wyn Owen Justin
• I’m done begging for your love.
• I don't even know why I like you. But I just do.
• Why am I so afraid to lose you when you're not even mine?
• I can't go a day without thinking about you.
• There is no finish line so love the journey.
• Fall in love not in line.
• If you love something set it free.
• The minute you think of giving up think of the reason why you held on so long.
• So many of my smiles begin with you.
• A true love story nerve ends.
• Love is just a word until someone special gives it a meaning.
• You think you're one of millions but you're one in a million to me.
• All I need is your love.
• I want you today and tomorrow and next week and for the rest of my life.
• Let all that you do be done n love.
• I’ll never forget the first time I saw you.
• True love has a habit of coming back.