LOVE WHATSAPP STATUSI'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe
You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,Love like you'll never be hurt,Sing like there's nobody listening,And live like it's heaven on earth. ― William W. Purkey
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.― Dr. Seuss
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. ― Elbert Hubbard
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.― Robert A. Heinlein
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.― Nicholas Sparks
True love doesn’t have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥ - tenacious
You never fail to amaze me . Everyday there's something new that makes me love you even more than the day before
---> MORE LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS- Love can be demonstrated not defined.
- Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
- Only you can give me that feeling.
- Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
- Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- I’d cross the world for someone like you.
- Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
- My Hearts beats only for you.
- Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
- “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.
COOL WHATSAPP STATUS
Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW!
A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything.
Everybody is born with genius mind, but most people only use it a few minute.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it.
Thank God There is no Hindi version of whtsapp,otherwise "LAST SEEN" will be "ANTIM DARSHION":P
---> MORE COOL WHATSAPP STATUS - Kahi par pauchne k liye ,Kahi se nikalna jaruri hai
- Some ppls gives us S3: Sukh Shanti and Samridhi. Some ppls gives us 3D: Dukh Dard Dhokha
- BaBy jitne kharcha tu #cute dikhne k liye krte h
- usse jaida to khrcha to ldkiya mere ek smile pane k liye krti h
- Kuch log meri photo dekh kr itna EXCITED HOJATE HAI ki...smjh nhii aata pahele LIKE kre ya SAVE kreh
ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P
When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D
My attitude depends on the people in front of me
Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them
I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE
---> MORE ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUSतेवर तो हम वक्त आने पे दिखायेंगे ,,शहेर तुम खरीदलो उस पर हुकुमत हम चलायेंगे…!!!
बादशाह नहीं बाजीगर से पहचानते है लोग ,,“……क्यूकी…….”हम रानियो के सामने झुका नहीं करते….!!
शेर खुद अपनी ताकतसे राजा केहलाता है;जंगल मे चुनाव नही होते.. ।।
में बंदूक और गिटारदोनों चलाना जानता हूं ।तय तुम्हे करना हे कीआप कौन सी धुन पर नाचोगे..।
राज तो हमारा हर जगह पे है…।पसंद करने वालों के “दिल” में ; औरनापसंद करने वालों के “दिमाग” में…।।
रियासते तो आती जाती रहती हे,मगर बादशाही करना तो..आज भी लोग हमसे सीखते हे ।
खेल ताश का हो या जिंदगी का ,अपना इक्का तब ही दिखानाजब सामने बादशाह हो ।
तुम गरदन जुकाने की बात करते हो ,हम वौ है जो आंख उठाने वालोकी गरदन पऱसाद मै बाट देते है..।।
शायरी का बादशाह हुं और कलम मेरी रानी,अल्फाज़ मेरे गुलाम है, बाकी रब की महेरबानी ।
हथियार तो सिर्फ सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे ,खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे ।
अकल कितनी भी तेज ह़ोनसीब के बिना नही जित सकती ,बिरबल काफी अकलमंद होने के बावजूद..कभी बादशाह नही बन सका ।
पसंन्द आया तो दिल में ,नही तो दिमाग में भी नही ।
जिंदगीमें बडी शिद्दत से निभाओअपना किरदार,कि परदा गिरने के बाद भी तालीयाँबजती रहे….।
PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS
Kad aayegi online Tu Kudiyee... Mein Chat Box to na nazra hatava..ni saara din facebook te... Tere page te gediyaan laava
Yar russe tan RAB russe,Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,Yar fir russe tah?? Maro sale de roz da he kam aa :P
Jhuthe muho na kehndi dil vich haan tere,,haan je tu kre kra jindagi main naam tere
Tere naalo taan saada "ANTIVIRUS" changa...jehda saadi care taan karda
Jini marji chatting karlo, setting taan rab ne Hi krauni ae
Tera pyaar 500 de note varga ,, darr lagda DUPLICATE na hove
Pehlaa tu laggi mainnu hoor pari c ......... Hunn taa changgi lagge duur khadi Hi
Kaash koi sannu petrol de rate waang pyaar kare ... Jehda wadhdaa hi jaave
Thoda time tu V kad yaara nu De tu jhatt...hove tera gud luck Je kara main tainu f***
Dine mashook lad Di .... Rat Nu sala machar lad Da
Ni main pyar ch shreef ladai wich gunda... Meri aankha vich ankha pake dekhda ni munda
Pura hath mera vich sarkar De... Lal bati taiyo lagi ute car de
--> MORE PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS
- Kad aayegi online Tu Kudiyee... Mein Chat Box to na naZra hatava..
ni saara din facebook te... tere page te gediyaan laava.. ♥ !! - Tenuu chak lena bAbA rAmdEv vangu .,,
J tu jada att chuki :p. ;) - Yar russe tan RAB russe,
Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,
Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,
Yar fir russe tah?? maro sale de roz da he kam aa :P ;) - jhUthE mUho nA kEhnDi diL viCh haAn teRe,,
haAn j tU kRe krA jiNdaGi maiN nAam tEre :D. ;)
- ohNu pauN Lyi maI RAbB NaL V ladH LAiNda....
Par...FeR maI SOcHyA K REsuLt da tYm a...rAb Nal panGA LAIna theEK NAI.. :P :D - TeRe nAAlo taaN saADa "ANTIVIRUS" cHaNGa...
JeHda sAadi CaRe taaN kARdA :p :) - JiNi mArJi cHaTtiNg KaRLo
SetTiNg tAaN rAb nE Hi kRauNi aE :p ; - Kash oh jaan mang lendi tan asi de deni c has ke. . .
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par chandri ne . . . ?
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facebook acc. da PASSWORD mang leya . . :p ;) - tERa pyAAr 500 de nOte vaRga ,, dArr lAgDa DUPLICATE na hOve :P ;)
- pEhlaA tu laGgI mAinNu HoOr pArI c ......... HunN taA cHanGgI laGgE DuuR khAdI Hi ........
- KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe ... JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve .....
- Oh pyaar ch jaan mangdi c....
kamliiee...
.Asi ta jawaak nu toffee de k ni raaji.........:P
- i20 viCh beH kE keHNDi i20 wALAa yAaR aW.........
ENDeAvouR viCH beH kE keHNdi i20 v kOI cAr Aw............:D - Huthyaar taa chadhte tere kainn teh...
Parr dekkhii dhokhaa naaa devii,.... CHALAANEE HAJJEE V NI BHULYAA......
- ni torh shor kaddh assi aayie tere piche aivei thakk gaye maar-2 gerhiyaa......
sunn le tuh gall saddi kaddh de koi hall,,, tennu sadde toh shikataan dass kehdiyaa..... - ThOdA TiMe tU V kAd yAaRa nU De tU JhAtT...HoVe tErA GuD LuCk Je KaRa MaIn tAiNu f***....
- DiNe MaShOoK LaD Di .... rAt Nu sAla maChar LaD Da
- Wich laayi ae photo ohnu dekhi jande haan..Ik tere karke phone nu matha teki jande haan.!!!!!!!!!
- Dine chain na aave,
raati neend na aave.
Mai rab nu puchea,
rabba ki ehi pyar hai.
Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,
garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai...........!! :D
- jinna PaISA unna gooda pyaar kardia ne ,,,
apnia jeba ehe rakhn BLaNK ,, aish mundeya de siraan utte kardia ne ....
- Tere layi peg te peg banwa denda,
Tere layi Royal Stag de tabb bharwa denda,
kambaqth tusi taan pende nahi,
nahi taan Tajmahal nu ve theka banwa denda :D - JITHO TAK SOHNIYE NI PAUNCH TERE VEERAN DI......OHTO FOOT AGGE PAINDA PARCHAWAN TERE YAAR DA.......
- ""nI tU P.T.C neWz Vargi a bs gaPPaan cHaddi ReHnI a...!! :P
- Main busy aan study vich sohniya.........tu varo var kehan lag gi..................Pehla pat ke begana putt sohniye.....tu "offline" rehn lag payi !!!!!!!!!!!!!
- DOLI VICHON HEER VAJAAN MARDI RANJHE NU,,, KEHNDI GHR JA KE FACEBOOK CHECK KAR LYE ..VIAH VALIYA PHOTAN PAYIAN NE.
- PyAr MeRa PaHuNcH GaYa AeHo JE MuKaAm tE .....
ShUrU tErE naAm Te.. KhAtAm TeRe NaAm tE......
- tAiNu aPnA BnAiYe AsI EnE JoGe kItHe..
HaAl dIl dA SuNaIyE AsI EnE JoGe kItHe..
TiNu yAaD KaRnA Hi jInDaGi hAi sAdI..
YaAd aSi tAiNu aIyE aSi eNE JoGe kItHe....
- Ni mAiN PyAr cH ShReEf lAdAi wIcH GuNdA... MeRi aAnKhA ViCh aNkHa pAkE DeKhDa nI MuNdA....
- DOLI VICHON HEER VAJAAN MARDI RANJHE NU,,, KEHNDI GHR JA KE FACEBOOK CHECK KAR LYE ..VIAH VALIYA PHOTAN PAYIAN NE.
- ni tu meri RED BULL ni,tainu dekh dekh ENERGY aoundi.......
- JeDe kEnDe cC , sI TaInU DIL dE CORNER vIcH LoCk kAr DiTa ,AaJ UnA Ne hI sAnU FACEBOOK Te BLOCK KaR DiTa......
- Levis diyan Jeana tu paun lag pyi,
Rbk de shoes chmkaun lag pyi,
Beer chad Wine pee k standard vadon lag pyi,
......
Saheliyan naal ghumdi SamJe tu Jive Janab ho gyi,
Ta hi tere ghar de kehnde......
jatta de munde
naal reh ke saadi kudi kharab ho gyi __!!!!buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
- ni ShIkArI tainu kdo da bja ke lai jave........na mainu kise naddo kha da dar kahve.......bas drda dil ik gal ton ........eh tan pichle mahine meri c koi eh na a ke keh jave................
- MaInU PyAr tErE NaAl tErE UtTe jInD WaR Da...JeDa vEkHe tErE WaL OdE SiNe gAlI MaR Da....
- chaan chandni ratt mehrma......tim timonde tarre .....facbook te aa ja sohniya so gaye ghr de sarre
- JaDO PeNDa KiSE NaaL ' VaiR '__
Fer NiKLE ' DUNaLLI ' VicHO FaaR__
Ohdo Kh00N ' SADA ' AGG WaNG KhoLDA__
BaS ik WaaR BoLDI ' DuNALLI ' duJI Vaar JuDGE BolDA.....
- soni fasdi ni,maddi fasauni ni,line badi lambi aa:vari auni ni:::::::::::::::::
- PuRa hAth mErA ViCh sArKaR De... LaL BaTi tAiYo LaGi uTE cAr dE...
- tOmMy DiYa sHiRtAn.........JeEnAA PePe DiYa PaUnDe HaNn..........
<< PuNtO >> gAdDi ViCh GedE tErE pIcHe LaUnDe HanN............:)...;)
- ni sonie tere chaeni chhalle ..... sone tere suit kude .... jinne vich tu saari sajdi .... onne de mere boot kude. haha!!!
- jatt bullet te ... bullet 100 te ... hunb dass beeba pichche behna .. ya thalle auna !!!
- pHoTo Ka Di La LaYe MaI _______fAcEbOoK______tE eVeN seNtY hOyYeEeE FiRrEeE mErI FuNkY LoOk tE........!!!!!!!!!
- akkh chadi te muchch khadi ... tohar anokhi sarkaar di ..vekkhi scenty na hoji mutiyare .. vekh akkh velli yaar di ..
- hUn Mai sHReEf Ho gEyA a,iK SohNi MutIyAr de Dil DE KaReEb Ho GeyA
a,oHdE kOl mErE DiL dE ChaBi,OhMeRi AkhRI MasHoOk tE TuhADI 10vI BhAbi
- gore tann te duppatya di chhaa krke ... tainu chhadanga main bachya di maa krke !
- nI BUlIaN GuLaBi TeRiYaN___gAlLan tE lAlLI cHaIyI hOyE AaW..........Ni JeDi ChEeJ dA Tu MaNn kRdI........oH mItTrAn Ne 36 VaRr VaJaIyE hOYe aW_____
- KiVeN kRaa MaI pYAAr dA iKrAAr
MaI mUnDa AwAArA
Tu sOhNi MuTiyAAr
TU mErE NaaL JaaN Nu TaIyaR
TeRa Baapu PoLiCe Nu BuLoUn nU tAIyAr
- mOdDe uTtE rAfAl DoNaLi ....RaKhI jAtT nE zIpSy KaLlI....
vIcH tApE cHamKiLE dI lAgAi BaLiYe Ni ....JAgGe jAtT vAnGu YaRrAn Di ChAdAi BaLiYe Ni JaGgE JaTt vAnGu......... - KaAsH koI sAnNu PETroL de RaTe wAaNG pYAar kaRe ... JeHdA waDhDaA hi jaAve ......
- Oh pyaar ch jaan mangdi c....
kamliiee...
Asi ta jawaak nu toffee de k ni raaji.........:P - i20 viCh beH kE keHNDi i20 wALAa yAaR aW.........
ENDeAvouR viCH beH kE keHNdi i20 v kOI cAr Aw............:D - SadDi jAAn Te bAnN aAunDi a.........
JaDoOn kiSe hoR nU 'TAKE CARE' keH jaAnadi a............ - Government nu ekk nwa kanoon bnauna chahida,,,
Tenu vekhan da hakk bss mainu hona chahida..!! - Sadi kismat de sitare hale dhundle ne :(:(
rabb ne dite je chamka fer tenu dasangee ... !! - Cheeja Varti diyaa chote.... YaaaaR ni Varti de... !!
- Jaan chahidi te has ke tu mang lyiii ... zada chusti chalaki wali lorh na...
- Khud Khushi Karna Buzdili Hai Janab,
Agar Marna Hi Hai to Ishq Kar Lo !! - Muk gayi degree yaar par jigri baithe dil vich rabb banke... :P
- Loki 4-4 Kuria Set kari Firde Ne . . . Satho tha Saali Zindagi Ni Set Ho Rei . . !!
- ....ohnu shakk a ki mai ohde lyi jaan nai de skda.~.______________.~.mainu khauf a 'oh rovegi boht mainu ajmaun to baad......
- Hor gallan tenu bdiyan aundia "I LOVE YOU" kEhn Lagge kyU daRdi Ae ,,
jiUndi rHe teri chOti bhEn pyAri maiNu nit mSgs te"JIJU JIJU"
kaRdi Ae !! :P :P - Har Pal Vakhre Hi Rang Hunde Raan de......Aakhar Nu Kehndian Ne Maape Naio Mande...
- Dine chain na aave,
raati neend na aave.
Mai rab nu puchea,
rabba ki ehi pyar hai.
Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,
garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai...........!! :D - Wich laayi ae photo ohnu dekhi jande haan..Ik tere karke phone nu matha teki jande haan.!!!!!!!!!
- Chaan Badlaan Ch Kho geya Ae...NI tym Peg Da V Ho gya Ae...;)
- Dunyia ch lagda na jee...jind jive jail di salakhan....
- "Töday SERIÖUS"Words from Heart:-
"Yun hi rakhte rahe bachpan se dil saaf hm apna....
Pata nhi tha ki keemat toh chehro ki hoti h,dil ki nhi.!!".. - BaHutI nA shaukiNI lAyA kaR sohNiYe!!!!!!aiwEN kiSI Na kisI nU mAR ChadENGe:!
- Me mangi si maut rab toh, ote menu pyaar ch pa ditta.
- Dekh jina nu muh mud de c rafflan de.
- Shikari ban gye sohniya sohniya shakla de.
- Hun Jithe Yaada Teriya Rehndiya Ne.
- ankha di khail yaro,hundi umra di jail..
- Jo assar hai akh di maar ander, oh na teer te na talwaar andar
- Meri Rooh Wich Mera Yaar Wasda, Meri Akhaan Wich Usda Deedar Wasda.
- Dil karda ae tere kol aa ke ruk java.
- Twada andaj dil nu chu jan wala hega.
- hanju ban ke digga teriyaa aankha da.
