Today’s Generation

"I hate today’s Generation where phones are Smart but people are Dumb!"

That painful moment

"That painful moment when you leap to your bed in the dark and miss.."

That laugh

"Everybody has that one friend in circle with a very funny laugh."

Too much of my time

Why do I spend too much of my time imagining stuff that will never happen?

Really strange

It’s really strange when they forget your existence until they need something.

My WIsh

I really wish that exercising was as easy as eating.

Funny Tablets Quotes - Mobile Sayings

If water-proof tablets were invented, I think I would get a lot more work done in the shower.



I do not always lose my phone, but when I do, its always on silent mode.



Look for when the environment is changing - the big shift now is mobile Internet. It's really happening big-time. The way you interact with services on a smart phone compared to the Web is quite different, so there's a huge opportunity.
- Niklas Zennstrom

My sweet phone: Sometimes I drop you, say I hate you, throw you, lose you. I forget about you but I just can not live without you.

We will have more Internet, larger numbers of users, more mobile access, more speed, more things online and more appliances we can control over the Internet.
- Vinton Cerf

Today there are hundreds of millions of mobile devices, but you do have to know a bit about what each device is capable of doing in order to approach it as a developer.
- John Fowler

In the film, I'm not very mobile, like in the space suit.
- Verne Troyer

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest.
- Neil Kinnock

Attached

Once you're attached, you're killed.

Self control

Self control: The ultimate ability to prevent myself from beating the bad names out of someone who desperately needs it.

Imagining in class

You must be thinking of it now! See, there are lots of things we are forced to learn but when it comes to practical life, their usage is almost zero. So this cute student sitting in the class and getting surprise that when he gonna use it in future. I hope you won't ask this from your tutor.

That Awkward Moment

That Awkward Moment when you have not wear anything, trying to get dressed and your pet is staring at you.

When I die

When I die I give my friend permission to go on my Twitter/Facebook to mess people mind says 'I'm alive'

Mini heart attack

That mini heart attack you get when your parents say : "We need to talk."

Never argue

Never argue with a Fool.. People might not know the difference.

Slap someone

If you really, really want to slap someone, Do it. Just make sure to say ‘Mosquito’ when you do.

Hospitality: making your guests feel like they’re at home, even if you wish they were.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells and both think they are astute. - William Feather

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide. - Mahatma Gandhi

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, Carefully edited truth..