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American Neighbourhood

Top 5 Funny Omegle Conversations

Top 5 Funny Omegle Conversations, you can also try chatting yourself on http://omegle.com/ and have fun.

1. Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You just lost the game.
Stranger: you are ......
You: i’m blond, what’s your excuse?
Stranger: my excuse is that i’m not f..k..p
You: You can’t win the game
You: You just do a little better each time.
Stranger: no, you just get a little bit more ...... each time you talk about it
You: I suppose next you’ll call me gay.
Stranger: no, because i don’t use gay as an insult
You: That’s civilized
Stranger: i agree
You: I believe those who call others gay do so because they fear that they themselves are gay.
You: Makes sense?
Stranger: sometimes
You: Otherwise they’re just a simian crossbreed.
Stranger: other times they are just trying to be cool by saying it, or just say it because they hear others say it and don’t think about what the word means
You: I rest my case.
You: Those people meet all of the previously mentioned criteria.
Stranger: not necessarily
You: OH THAT’S RIGHT!
You: They’re also republican.
Stranger: but all republicans are .....
You: Precisely.
You: What is your opinion on Coldplay?
Stranger: they suck overall, but their last album wasn’t half bad, and they have the occasional good song
You: ….
You: You’re gaayy.

2. Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: do u look like pamela anderson?
You: sure
Stranger: shes not my type
Your conversational partner has disconnected. 

3. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a 18 male looking for a dirty girl
You: that’s me
You:
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f miami
Stranger: describe urself
You: i am fat, chubby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

4. Stranger: hi
You: heyyy
You: do you have sence for humour?
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: i don't have any sense of humour
Stranger: that's true.
You: why is that true?
Stranger: becasue people disconnect with me
You: Are you serious ? I thought sence was with a C
You: You wrote it with a S
You: so now i got to disconnect you, bye.
You have disconnected.

5. you’re now chatting with a random stranger. say hi!
stranger: hi
you: you walk into a room and see a flash what do you do?
stranger: smile
you: unable to see anything, you smiled. someone suddenly thrust something like a microphone in your hands, then walked back into the room. what you do?
stranger: speak
you: you spoke.
you: as the flash thins off, you notice several beaten down and a few dead people in the room, and a staircase going down.
you: you look at your hand and see a small blunt weapon covered in blood.
you: you started to hear police sirens. what you do?
stranger: run
you: you started running. two police officers saw you. they drew their guns and started shooting. what you do?
stranger: ninja
you: you try to ninja your way out. a bullet pierced through your forehead. h_adshot, b_tch.
you: you lost the game.
stranger: lawl

Funny English Language Conversation

Here i present you some funny english language conversation between students and teachers ……

Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating near girls
hostel pulling cigerette... ? "

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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once Chinese teacher said...."i'm going out of the world to america.."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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don't..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried  to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down ur name and father of ur name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Maddy, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what i have in my mind" said the professor and
erased the board

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"will you hang that calender or else i'll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLD ," if you will talk again, i will kneel down outside"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us....

"My aim is to study my son and my daughter"

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Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when i am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my ..........................
"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

Brief humor for entertainment

Policeman at the beach
A policeman sent his wife and children off the sea and after a he joined them.

He came to the hotel and come upon a woman.

- Oh dear, the children were in another room, we can not do it here.

- You're right, let's go to the beach.

After five minutes, the beach at sunset start passionately making love.

While the lovers' embrace, next to them they see a police officer.

- Shame on you, quickly dress, do not do such things in public.

- Excuse me - said the husband - this was a moment of weakness, we have not seen all week.

You know I am a police officer too and it would be inconvenient to charge me a penalty.

- OK, you're colleagues and you are forgiven, but h00 kers charge money because it is the third time this week!


The Three friends


The three friends agreed that it will be a surprise for his men, dressed in sadomasochisticleather outfit, heels and a black blindfold and see the reaction .... One had a spouse, loversecond, third wife. After a few days ...

- Bride: When he saw me he was furious, then looked at me lovingly, said that a woman's life andall night we made ​​love passionately!

- Mistress: When he saw me immediately grabbed me and we have to exhaustion prašili the morning!

- Wife: When he came home from work, looked at me questioningly and said - "Hey, Zorro,what's for dinner?




A Serbian and a Croatian
A Serb and Croat dies and come to St.. Peter.
• Where are you guys from? - He asks them.
• Serbia.
• Croatia.
• Auuuuuu ... however you do not have anything to tell me, you are infidels, sinners, ... both go to hell. Only, the Balkans is a bit undefined area, so you have a choice, whether in the Western European or Eastern European hell?
• What is the difference?
• Well in Western European morning eat a spoon of shit, and after you are free, and Eastern European as only the food on the cans.
• I have always been oriented towards the west, I am at the West - said Croatian.
• Well, I'm not going to the West, the mother of them burn it, give East - said Serb.
And so they go, yet, fortunately after a year.
• So, how is it? - Asks a Serb
• Oh, what to tell you, Eastern Europe like Eastern Europe. Sometimes there is no shit, sometimes behind the truck, sometimes no trash, once you bring in these striking ... I have not ever even try ...

Funny Quotes By Science Exam Students

THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL FUNNY QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS STUDENTS:

* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is 
        pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

* "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the
        cow instead of the bull."

* "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on
        them and makes them perspire."

* "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they
        look like umbrellas."

* "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and
        the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
        borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
        contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

* "Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

* "Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

* "For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and
        down to make Artificial Perspiration."

* "For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm
        above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the
        nearest medical doctor."

* "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

* "The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water
        tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon,
        and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
        this fight."

* "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

* "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

* "To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

* "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

source of these funny quotes http://parents.berkeley.edu/jokes/science.html 

Baby shark with a single eye

The life imitates art. The baby shark with a single eye in the center of his face found by a fisherman in the Gulf of California was compared to the character "Mike", the animated "Monsters S / A", according to a report of the British newspaper "Sun Sun".

After rumors that the photos were fake or manipulated Mexican experts scrutinized the shark of 56 cm and confirmed that it has such a deformity, which is also found in several mammals.
Cyclops The fetus was in a female shark caught flat-headed.

Top 10 Funny Facts About Halloween

1. In 2009,  Halloween costumes sales exceeded 6 billion dollars. Adult Costumes accounted for 62% of sales.

2. After Christmas, Halloween is the biggest holiday commercially.

3. In America during the eighteenth century the end of the harvest was celebrated in late October, wore costumes, eating candy and playing jokes among them.

4. The celebration of Halloween dates back to 2000 years and pagan traditions.

5. The correct spelling in English for Halloween is Hallowe'en.

6. It is said that if you see a spider on Halloween it is a loved one who came to visit.

7. The tradition of wearing masks on Halloween comes from Welsh and Celtic customs which involved of the dead visit the living on October 31. The masks were intended to deceive the people and prevent recognition of the living.

8. The black and orange are traditional Halloween colors, orange represents the fall harvest and black darkness, and the black cats on Halloween got a bad reputation because it was believed that witches were subordinates who protected the powers of evil.

9. 86% of Americans decorate their homes in celebration of Halloween.

10. About 99% of pumpkins sold during the season are used to make the famous Jack O'Lantern.