Euro 2012 Humor Trolling Photos

We all are very busy watching Euro 2012, well here i present you brief humor of Euro 2012 with photos ...

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Yoga Positions Vs Liquor Positions

As per an unconfirmed research it is known that drinking liquor gives you the same benefits which doing Yoga does, enjoy the yoga positions vs liquor positions (drunk positions)

Marjayasana Yoga Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Dolphin Yoga Position for shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms

Halasana Yoga Position for back pain and insomnia.

Malasana Yoga Position for ankles and back muscles.

Salambhasana Yoga Position stimulates the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Savasana Yoga Position for total relaxation.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana Yoga Position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Balasana Yoga Position brings sensation of peace and calm. 

Random Funny Jokes

After Accident

A hunter was out enjoying a nice morning in the woods when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged ... shooting him in the genitals.

Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor, who said, "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage and we were able to remove all of the buckshot."

"What's the bad news?" asked the hunter.

"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister."

"Well I guess that isn't too bad," the hunter replied. "Is your sister a plastic surgeon?"

"Not exactly." answered the doctor. "She's a flute player in the Chicago Symphony. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eyes!"

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Sweet

A school teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first
year schoolchildren, using a bowl of fruit Polo's.
He gave all the children the same kind of Polo, one at a time, and
asked them to identify them by colour and flavour.
The children began to say:
"Red............cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
" Orange ........orange."
Finally he gave them all honey Polos. After eating them
for a few moments none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said "I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're a??e-holes!!"

Madonna Age Issues

Madonna has slammed journalists who mention her age in articles, alleging that this practice makes her appear "not that relevant".

According to a Hollywood fashion magazine the 53-year-old singer says that she has always noticed her age mentioned whenever something is written about her.

 "Whenever someone writes anything about me, my age is right after name," an entertainment tabloid quoted Madonna as saying.

"It is almost like they are saying, "Here Madonna is, but remember, She is this age, so she is not that relevant anymore," Madonna added.

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How I got Slapped

Yesterday afternoon I was walking and holding hands with my girlfriend. I let go of her hand to get my IPhone and take this picture. She immediately slapped me in the face and wouldn't talk to me the rest of the day. But let's be honest.... Its not everyday you see a dog driving a car down the street !!