Blonde in the appliance store

A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy that T.V. please. The store clerk replies Im sorry, we dont do business with blondes. So she stormed off back to her house and dyed her hair black. The next day, she went back to the same store and said I would like to buy that T.V. please.

The store clerk, once again, replies Sorry, we dont do business with blondes. The blonde replied How did you know I was blonde? The clerk says Because thats a microwave, not a T.V.

How to have privacy while surfing internet

These days all who use internet think about their internet surfing privacy, how they can achieve 100% privacy while surfing the internet. Here i found a unique way to protect your internet surfing privacy 100%... I mean it... don't trust me ...

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God Vs. Scientist

God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him,
"Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally
figured out a way to create life out of nothing.
In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."

"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.

"Well", says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the
likeness of you and breathe life into it, thus creating man."

"Well, that's interesting. Show Me. "

So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.

"Oh no, no, no...." interrupts God,

(I love this)


"Get your own dirt......."

The Avengers Effect

Ever wonder how the movie "The Avengers" effect will have on real human life. And when Pacman talks like an Iron Man this is what happens

Euro 2012 Humor Trolling Photos

We all are very busy watching Euro 2012, well here i present you brief humor of Euro 2012 with photos ...

Hot Girl's email address

Caution if you are looking for hot girl's email address on facebook or other social networking platforms...

Yoga Positions Vs Liquor Positions

As per an unconfirmed research it is known that drinking liquor gives you the same benefits which doing Yoga does, enjoy the yoga positions vs liquor positions (drunk positions)

Marjayasana Yoga Position stimulates the midriff area and the spinal column.

Dolphin Yoga Position for shoulder area, thorax, legs, and arms

Halasana Yoga Position for back pain and insomnia.

Malasana Yoga Position for ankles and back muscles.

Salambhasana Yoga Position stimulates the lumbar area, legs, and arms.

Savasana Yoga Position for total relaxation.

Setu Bandha Sarvangasana Yoga Position calms the brain and heals tired legs.

Balasana Yoga Position brings sensation of peace and calm.