Funny Random Cute Quotes

Time to chill with funny random cute quotes ...

To be free means to choose, whose slave you want to be. - Jeanne Moreau

In the city one lives for his amusement, in the country for the entertainment of others. -Wilde

Let's "Shut your mouth!" Play, you may begin. - unknown author

To wearing heavy makeup and too little for the women always a sign of desperation. - Wilde

No one is as good or as bad as it's made ??during his divorce. - Disenberg JJ

I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not. -Woody Allen

Love at first sight: The most common eye disease. - Gino Cervi

Calories are tiny animals who sew the clothes overnight close. - unknown author

The cleverer give in - a sad truth: they founded the world domination of the stupid. - Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach

For entertainment, a party bears no one in as much as those who are not there. - Audrey Hepburn

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. About the universe, I'm not quite sure. Albert Einstein

Who is sitting in the dark lights, is a dream. - Nelly Sachs

Dear God, we thank you for nothing, and we have all paid for itself! - Bart Simpson

Nobody is as uninteresting as a person without interest. -Sir Thomas Browne

There is only one problem that is more difficult than winning friends: you get rid of. - Mark Twain

Marriage is an attempt to deal with two of the problems that we alone would never have had. - Woody Allen

In his choice of parents can not be too careful. - Paul Watzlawick

If you want to drown in an unhappy love alcohol is foolish. Because alcohol preserved. - Max Dauthendey

I'm actually quite different - I'm only too rarely do so. - Odon von Horvath

All are equal. Only the salaries are different. - unknown author

Anyway, it's better to be a little square to be nothing than a round. - Friedrich Hebbel

Half the people want to lose weight, starving the other half. - unknown author

Man consists of two parts - his brain and his body. But the body has more fun. - Woody Allen

Oktoberfest: Eye for an Eye - pitcher to pitcher. - Werner Mitsch

What count sheep to fall asleep if they want? - unknown author

The man bears the date in the bones, the woman in the face. - unknown author

The youth of today loves luxury, have bad manners and contempt for authority. They contradict their parents, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Yes, madam, I am drunk! Se but know wat? I'm sober tomorrow, but you will still be ugly!
original: Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will quietly be ugly. William Churchill