Funny Quotes By Science Exam Students

THE FOLLOWING ARE ALL FUNNY QUOTES FROM 11 YEAR OLDS' SCIENCE EXAMS STUDENTS:

* "Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is 
        pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."

* "Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the
        cow instead of the bull."

* "When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire."

* "H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."

* "Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes, and caterpillars."

* "Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on
        them and makes them perspire."

* "Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they
        look like umbrellas."

* "The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and
        the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the
        borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity
        contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

* "Rhubarb: a kind of celery gone bloodshot."

* "Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

* "For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and
        down to make Artificial Perspiration."

* "For Fainting: Rub the person's chest or, if a lady, rub her arm
        above the hand instead. Or put the head between the knees of the
        nearest medical doctor."

* "The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana."

* "The tides are a fight between the Earth and Moon. All water
        tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon,
        and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in
        this fight."

* "Equator: A managerie lion running around the Earth through Africa."

* "Germinate: To become a naturalized German."

* "To prevent contraception: wear a condominium."

* "To keep milk from turning sour: keep it in the cow."

source of these funny quotes http://parents.berkeley.edu/jokes/science.html 

Baby shark with a single eye

The life imitates art. The baby shark with a single eye in the center of his face found by a fisherman in the Gulf of California was compared to the character "Mike", the animated "Monsters S / A", according to a report of the British newspaper "Sun Sun".

After rumors that the photos were fake or manipulated Mexican experts scrutinized the shark of 56 cm and confirmed that it has such a deformity, which is also found in several mammals.
Cyclops The fetus was in a female shark caught flat-headed.

Top 10 Funny Facts About Halloween

1. In 2009,  Halloween costumes sales exceeded 6 billion dollars. Adult Costumes accounted for 62% of sales.

2. After Christmas, Halloween is the biggest holiday commercially.

3. In America during the eighteenth century the end of the harvest was celebrated in late October, wore costumes, eating candy and playing jokes among them.

4. The celebration of Halloween dates back to 2000 years and pagan traditions.

5. The correct spelling in English for Halloween is Hallowe'en.

6. It is said that if you see a spider on Halloween it is a loved one who came to visit.

7. The tradition of wearing masks on Halloween comes from Welsh and Celtic customs which involved of the dead visit the living on October 31. The masks were intended to deceive the people and prevent recognition of the living.

8. The black and orange are traditional Halloween colors, orange represents the fall harvest and black darkness, and the black cats on Halloween got a bad reputation because it was believed that witches were subordinates who protected the powers of evil.

9. 86% of Americans decorate their homes in celebration of Halloween.

10. About 99% of pumpkins sold during the season are used to make the famous Jack O'Lantern. 

Five ordinary things banned in other countries

Governments in every country makes its own laws and regulations that may be allowed in another country. Here is a list of some of the most natural things but banned by the government of that country, prepare to be surprised.

1. Russia - Clothing EMO Banned

The Russian government decided to put a ban on the use of clothing / fashion theme of EMO to reduce the number of suicides among teenagers. The government treats this for national stability. 

2. Australia - Film with small fruits Banned

One more peculiarity is the vulgar movie banned in Australia if the female has small breasts because the impression is it looks like a minor.

3. China - Avatar in 2D format Banned

Strange is government still imposed a ban in China is boycotting movie Avatar in 2D format, because the government had reason if Avatar is suitable, only be enjoyed in 3D format. And because 3D Cinemas in China is very little, then this movie is not widespread circulation in China.

4. China - Gaming Console Banned

Most of the gaming console manufactured in china. and surprisingly, prisons in china forced the prisoners to play World Of Warcraft so that the results can be sold into real money. The reason gaming console is banned because the government feared its youth spend more time playing games than working. Although the ban is not so effective as of now.

5. China - Prohibition of Reincarnation Before Getting Permission From Government

Another strange thing, how can mereinkarnasi with prior government approval? actually the reincarnation of the god's permission or license administration?. ridiculous ..

How funny things can be

The Baywatch

Lack of Ipod

Security Restraint

Level 2B or not 2B

Fashion Pants

Cheap Bear punch

Honey could you get me a picture

Ingenious Advertisement

Things changes by time at War

At original Iwo Jima

Natural .....

Paper fun

Creative Ideas to Commit Suicide

Here i present you some of the creative or innovative ideas to commit suicide. Demonstration is done by a rabbit in the photos below which are very funny to watch. PLEASE NOTE THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSE ONLY, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR OUTSIDE.

 

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Get Married

Funny and real t shirt slogans

Funny and real t shirt slogans, feel free to print these t shirt slogans on your t shirt and impress others ;)

1. "ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING."

2. "My Dog Can Lick Anyone."

3. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!"

4. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"

5. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (for baby-size shirt)

6. "Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15."

7. "Rehab Is for Quitters."

8. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

9. "Procrastinate Now."

10. "Frankly Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam."