Wednesday 27 May 2015

EXAMS RESULT WHATSAPP STATUS

  • Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  • If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
  • I know i am something, Because god doesn't create garbage.
  • If you like me Then raise your hand, If not then raise your standard.
  • Every person be’s a nobody before becoming somebody.
  • My one hand is enough to fight against the world.. If u hold the other one…!
  • “Success” all depends on the second letter.
  • Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
  • Why is it so EASY to fail but so HARD to SUCCEED?
  • Sometimes I think to write LOL at the end of every answer in exams :)
  • If you need an example of how to live you should not have been born.
  • The goal of education is to replace an empty mind with an open mind.
  • I hates studying for exams, Is there an APP for that?
  • If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  • Examinations – the only way to know something at least for a few days.
  • “You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
  • Never be a busy signal on the Prayer line.
  • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
  • HOW TO SOLVE MATHS : 1. Write down the problem. 2. CRY :P.
  • Sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, but in the end… its all same to me.
  • Push yourself harder when it hurts and you will win your dream.
  • Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.
  • How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.
  • Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.
  • The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future.
  • The only people who never fail are those who never try..
  • Every burned book enlightens the world.
  • How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.
  • The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
  • If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
  • Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your heart.
  • When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.
  • Be a good person, But don’t try to prove.
  • Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.
  • Never let any body come so close to your heart that it is painful to forget them.
  • You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have.
  • Born to fight fight to kill ready to die but never will.
  • If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.
  • I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.
  • Life is like an exam I am determined to pass.
  • You might not make heaven if you cover your script during an exam...Sharing is caring!
  • I am not failed……My success is just postponed.
  • What is the main reason for failure? …………… I think its EXAMS. What do you think?
  • If i m pretty does not mean that any boy can get me..
  • God created the living to worship him....well no one is worshiping me.
  • My school cares more about the uniform than about my education.
  • There is creative reading as well as creative writing.
  • Self-trust is the first secret of success.
  • Science does not know its debt to imagination.
  • During last 5 minutes of examination every student gets a super natural power. ☺

Tuesday 26 May 2015

COOL LOVE ATTITUDE PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS

LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,Love like you'll never be hurt,Sing like there's nobody listening,And live like it's heaven on earth. ― William W. Purkey 
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.― Dr. Seuss
A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. ― Elbert Hubbard
Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.― Robert A. Heinlein
Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.― Nicholas Sparks
True love doesn’t have a happy ending. It has NO ending ♥ - tenacious
You never fail to amaze me . Everyday there's something new that makes me love you even more than the day before
---> MORE LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS


  • Love can be demonstrated not defined.
  • Don't say you love me unless you mean it.
  • Only you can give me that feeling.
  • Love when you’re ready, not when you are alone.
  • Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
  • I’d cross the world for someone like you.
  • Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite.
  • My Hearts beats only for you.
  • Every time I look at the keyboard U and I always together.
  • “Hi”, is a short, simple word but it’s how love starts.

COOL WHATSAPP STATUS


Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. 
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I want patience – AND I WANT IT NOW! 
A good laugh and long sleep are two best cures for anything. 
Everybody is born with genius mind, but most people only use it a few minute.
Warning…I know KARATE…….And few other oriental words.
I am not telling you it’s going to be easy. I am telling you it’s going to be worth it. 
Thank God There is no Hindi version of whtsapp,otherwise "LAST SEEN" will be "ANTIM DARSHION":P 
---> MORE COOL WHATSAPP STATUS 


  • Kahi par pauchne k liye ,Kahi se nikalna jaruri hai 
  • Some ppls gives us S3: Sukh Shanti and Samridhi. Some ppls gives us 3D: Dukh Dard Dhokha 
  • BaBy jitne kharcha tu #cute dikhne k liye krte h
  • usse jaida to khrcha to ldkiya mere ek smile pane k liye krti h
  • Kuch log meri photo dekh kr itna EXCITED HOJATE HAI ki...smjh nhii aata pahele LIKE kre ya SAVE kreh

ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS


I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me because it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me 
I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition :P 
I hate when people look at my phone while I'm typing. It's not that I have something to hide... It's just none of their damn business :/ 
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life :P 
When Sum One Hates You for no reason.................Give them a reason :P :D 
My attitude depends on the people in front of me 
Smile in front of people who hate you… Ur happiness kills them 
I dint change , i just grew up. You should try it once 
There is no market for YOUR EMOTIONS so never advertise your FEELINGS just display YOUR ATTITUDE

---> MORE ATTITUDE WHATSAPP STATUS
तेवर तो हम वक्त आने पे दिखायेंगे ,,शहेर तुम खरीदलो उस पर हुकुमत हम  चलायेंगे…!!!

बादशाह नहीं बाजीगर से पहचानते है लोग ,,“……क्यूकी…….”हम रानियो के सामने झुका नहीं करते….!!

शेर खुद अपनी ताकतसे राजा केहलाता है;जंगल मे चुनाव नही होते.. ।।
में बंदूक और गिटारदोनों चलाना जानता हूं ।तय तुम्हे करना हे कीआप कौन सी धुन पर नाचोगे..।

राज तो हमारा हर जगह पे है…।पसंद करने वालों के “दिल” में ; औरनापसंद करने वालों के “दिमाग” में…।।
रियासते तो आती जाती रहती हे,मगर बादशाही करना तो..आज भी लोग हमसे सीखते हे ।
खेल ताश का हो या जिंदगी का ,अपना इक्का तब ही दिखानाजब सामने बादशाह हो ।
तुम गरदन जुकाने की बात करते हो ,हम वौ है जो आंख उठाने वालोकी गरदन पऱसाद मै बाट देते है..।।
शायरी का बादशाह हुं और कलम मेरी रानी,अल्फाज़ मेरे गुलाम है, बाकी रब की महेरबानी ।
हथियार तो सिर्फ सोंख के लिए रखा करते हे ,खौफ के लिए तो बस नाम ही काफी हे ।
अकल कितनी भी तेज ह़ोनसीब के बिना नही जित सकती ,बिरबल काफी अकलमंद होने के बावजूद..कभी बादशाह नही बन सका ।
पसंन्द आया तो दिल में ,नही तो दिमाग में भी नही ।
जिंदगीमें बडी शिद्दत से निभाओअपना किरदार,कि परदा गिरने के बाद भी तालीयाँबजती रहे….।

PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS


Kad aayegi online Tu Kudiyee... Mein Chat Box to na nazra hatava..ni saara din facebook te... Tere page te gediyaan laava
Yar russe tan RAB russe,Yar fir russe tan DIL tute,Yar fir russe tah JAG shute,Yar fir russe tah?? Maro sale de roz da he kam aa :P
Jhuthe muho na kehndi dil vich haan tere,,haan je tu kre kra jindagi main naam tere
Tere naalo taan saada "ANTIVIRUS" changa...jehda saadi care taan karda
Jini marji chatting karlo, setting taan rab ne Hi krauni ae
Tera pyaar 500 de note varga ,, darr lagda DUPLICATE na hove
Pehlaa tu laggi mainnu hoor pari c ......... Hunn taa changgi lagge duur khadi Hi
Kaash koi sannu petrol de rate waang pyaar kare ... Jehda wadhdaa hi jaave
Thoda time tu V kad yaara nu De tu jhatt...hove tera gud luck Je kara main tainu f***
Dine mashook lad Di .... Rat Nu sala machar lad Da 
Ni main pyar ch shreef ladai wich gunda... Meri aankha vich ankha pake dekhda ni munda
Pura hath mera vich sarkar De... Lal bati taiyo lagi ute car de 
--> MORE PUNJABI WHATSAPP STATUS 

Thursday 21 May 2015

Whatsapp Status By You

Dusro ki ankho m aasu dene vale log ...Aksar ye kyu bhool jate h ki ....Unke paas bhi do ankhe h.....-mishty.tyagi

तेरी गली मे रहने वालो से कह़ दो की अपनी ओकात मे रहे , जिस दीन हम बिगडे उस दीन शहेर भी अपना ओर अदालत भी.....-Sunil Makwana

Pal Do Pal Ki Hi Kyo H Zindgi-Anya
 
It doesn't matter if you are rich or poor if she really loves you she would encourage you to improve your life and stay on your side till you are ready to go !-Rabih shouman
 
NaMak Swadd ANUsar...............Akad oKat Anusarr.............. :-)-Parmeet Singh

how can i move on when am still in love with you-natun joy chakma

Smile is noting like always happy-kasturi
 
Pyar kro toh saccha; varna ALONE hi accha......-Aisha Jasper Khan

iam what iam i never try to be some one else..-ahana

You have ten fingers and one mouth... so talk less type more ;)-Anjana

भाई एक दिन इतना faMouS होगा
की लोग FaCebooK की जगह GooGle पर searCh करेगे-Innocent ritesh

Mitra di gall da jwaab deja ni kudiye crzy look waliye-gagan virdi

WO khush h aaj kisi or ki banho me PR ahsaas nhi unhe kis kushi ko miss kr diya humari banhe khaali chodhkr-pardeep
 
Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror:P-manjeet

apni dosti ka bs itna sa usul h... Jo tu kubul h to tera SB kuch kubul h....-anjum
 
Apηi tʘ bassek нi zidd нaiη... - Saя pe Taaj●┼─:)─┼● -Saтн me kʘiKнαss ...,:* - Is"kamiηiduηiya"peяααj-shubh

Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my watsapp status….-manikanta

I love when i wake up and the first text i see on my cell is yours-angel

Humse milne sirf do log hi aate hai...ek jinme jigar ho..aur dusra jinka zero figure ho-Baba Singh Bahubali

sm tyms v luv a prsn 4 no reason,,,,,,,,n sw tyms dat prsn leavs us 4 no reason:-((:-((-priya

hukumatt woh hi krte hai jinka dilo pe raaj hota hai yun toh gali k murgo k sar pe bhi taaj hota hai :-P-khushi

Dine chain na aave,raati neend na aave.Mai rab nu puchea,rabba ki ehi pyar hai.Rab kehnda oh soja chup kr ke,garmi naal sarre passe ehi haal hai-Vicky Moliya

kitna mushkil hai mohobbat ki kahani likhna jaise paani pe paani se paani likhna-Hitesh

σн вαву ℓσνє мє ..мαкє мє ¢яу αи∂ иєνєя ℓєт мє gσ ..αи∂ нσℓ∂ мє тєяι вαнσ мαι ..тσиιgнт ℓєт мє ℓσνє υ ѕσмє мσяє..❤❤-Alka

Love means exposing yourself to the pain of being hurt by someone you trust-France paul

I wanted to kill sexiest person aliv....... But suicide is a crime ;-)-Gulrez Ul ein
 
Galat kaam karte nahi........kisi k BAAP se darte nahi...-Raja Kokate

Rishto ki dorri me ek dhaga mera ek tumhara-Nivi
 
Mera Atitude, Meri Beauti... Tera Atitude Meri Juti...-Nidhi Panwar

"हमने भी बदल लिऐ है ... असूल जिंदगी के,,, अब जो याद करेगा.... वही याद रहेगा"..।।-RaO KUnaL

itna guman na kar apni jeet ka teri jeet se jyada toh charche meri haar ka h-devanshi

Nadan hai vo jo khte ishk ek bar hota hai.....Jaruri nhi ek bar me jo mila vo true love ho...WAIT AND WATCH-Shweta Tiwari

when first time we kiss I closed my eyes and she closed her ayes and we missed-sunny kapoor
 
आजाओ ना एक बार सामने दुलहन बनकरखुदा की कसम जान भी दे देँगे मुह दिखाई मेँ..!-Arjun tailor

sometimes being single is the best option to be happy-queen kashyap

kash koi hum pr bi itna pyar jatati piche se akar wo hamari ankh chipati hum puchte ki kaun ho tm wo haskr khud ko hamari jan batati-Amir khan

Baat karni hai to kar..Nhi to jake apna rasta pakad-kriya  

HINDI LOVE WHATSAPP STATUS

सुना है तुम ज़िद्दी बहुत हो, मुझे भी अपनी जिद्द बना लो.!!
नज़र से दिल में उतरना, बड़ी बात नहीं,जो रूह में उतरो, तो कोई बात बने…
हो सकती है जिंदगी में मोहब्बत दोबारा भी, बस हौंसला चाहिए फिर से बर्बाद होने का..!!
सिर्फ तूने ही कभी मुझको अपना न समझा ,जमाना तो आज भी मुझे तेरा दीवाना कहता है.!!
मुझे बर्बाद करना चाहते हो तो, मुझसे मोहब्बत कर लो.
कोई नही आऐगा मेरी जिदंगी मे तुम्हारे सिवा,एक मौत ही है जिसका मैं वादा नही करता..!!
ये तो बड़ा मुझ पर अत्याचार हो गया खामख्वाह मुझे तुझसे प्यार हो गया |
Uffff tera aksar bhool jana mujhko, Agar dil na diya hota to teri jan le lete.
हुए बदनाम मगर फिर भी न सुधर पाए हम, फिर वही शायरी, फिर वही इश्क, फिर वही तुम.”
Pehli mulaqat thi aur hum dono hi bebas the, wo zulfien na sambhal sake aur hum khud ko..!!

BEST LOVE STATUS FOR WHATSAPP

  • I need you like a heart needs a beat.
  • The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours.
  • The best way to love is to love like you have never been hurt.
  • As long as we are happy with each other, nothing else matters.
  • There are only two times that I want to be with you – Now and Forever.

  • I didn’t choose you, My heart did.
  • Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

  • My heart is most beautiful because I kept you in my heart.
  • The first time you touched me, I knew I was born to be yours.
  • When I miss you, I close my eyes and I’m with you.
  • In her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.
  • I love you not because I need you. I need you because I love you.
  • I want everyone to meet you. You are my favorite person of all time.

  • My love for you is a journey that starts at forever and ends at never.
  • Love is just love, it can never explained.
  • Love is a policy, without terms and conditions.
  • Love is like a wind, we can’t see it. But we can feel it.
  • True love does not have a happy ending, because true love never ends.

Latest Love Whatsapp Status

When the angels ask what I most loved about life, I’ll say you.
Never trust your heart because it’s on the right side.
If I had flower for every time you made me smile & laugh I’d have a garden to walk in forever.
Love cures people, both the one who give it and the one who receive it- Dr. Karl
Love isn’t complicated, people are.
Your cute smile is all I need to battle all struggles in my life.
I was looking for someone that can improve my life, but then I met you and found my life in you which were already perfect.
Love is the strongest force the world possesses, yet it is the humblest imaginable – Gandhi
There’s only 1 thing 2 do 3 words 4 you – I Love You.
You know you’re in love when you see the world in her eyes and her eyes everywhere in the world.
Falling in love is only half of I want, staying in love with you for till forever is the other
I want to run away with you. Where there is only you and me.
Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favourite.
I want to be in your arms, where you hold me tight and never let me go.
I still fall for you every day.
If I could be with you in my dreams. I would never wake up .

My night has become a sunny dawn because of you.
I love you yesterday I love you still, I always have…. I always will
Kiss me, and you may see stars, love me and I will give them to you.

Monday 18 May 2015

Love Status and Quotes for Whatsapp

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe
You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,Love like you'll never be hurt,Sing like there's nobody listening,And live like it's heaven on earth. ― William W. Purkey 
You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.― Dr. Seuss
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” ― Elbert Hubbard
“Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.” ― Martin Luther King Jr.
“We accept the love we think we deserve.” ― Stephen Chbosky
“It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.” ― André Gide
“As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” ― John Green
“It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche
“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, it's indifference. The opposite of faith is not heresy, it's indifference. And the opposite of life is not death, it's indifference.” ― Elie Wiesel
“Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none.” ― William Shakespeare
“There is never a time or place for true love. It happens accidentally, in a heartbeat, in a single flashing, throbbing moment.” ― Sarah Dessen
“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.” ― Lao Tzu
“Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ― Robert A. Heinlein
“I am nothing special, of this I am sure. I am a common man with common thoughts and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name will soon be forgotten, but I've loved another with all my heart and soul, and to me, this has always been enough..” ― Nicholas Sparks
“I'm in love with you," he said quietly.
“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.” ― Nicholas Sparks 

LIFE WHATSAPP STATUS JUNE 2015

  • Whatever you do , DO IT before its TOO LATE.
  • The most important thing is to enjoy your life is to be happy - it's all that matters.
  • Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
  • Life is really simple, if we don't make it complicated.
  • In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
  • We do not remember days, we remember moments.
  • The truth is you don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed.
  • Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
  • Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it.
  • Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.
  • If you live long enough, you'll make mistakes. But if you learn from them, you'll be a better person. It's how you handle adversity, not how it affects you. The main thing is never quit, never quit, never quit.
  • I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
  • Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?
  • Once you bring life into the world, you must protect it. We must protect it by changing the world.
  • Most people have never learned that one of the main aims in life is to enjoy it.
  • The privilege of a lifetime is being who you are.
  • One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.
  • A life is not important except in the impact it has on other lives.